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Dear
Friend & Subscriber,
About
30 years ago, I decided I wanted to become the best
copywriter who ever lived.
I’ve
achieved that goal.
At
least I’ve achieved it in my own mind (the only place it really counts)
and, to my own satisfaction. Now, I want something different.
I
Want To Be The Best
Copywriting
Teacher
In
The World!
And,
by God, I think maybe I am.
Listen
up: I have a friend who is, arguably, the deadliest man on earth when
it comes to hand-to-hand fighting. What he likes, after he trains
someone is, to have that person go hang out in biker bars.
He
doesn’t tell them to pick fights... because... he knows the bikers
will
take care of that
part.
Anyway,
just to stay “tuned-up” my friend goes out to a biker bar every once in
a while, all by himself. He just sits there until one or more bikers
(the more the merrier) starts a fight with him... and then...
He
Beats The Living
Shit
Out Of Everybody
In
The Bar!
He’s
been doing this for years.
Now,
let me ask you something: If you had
to
learn how to fight (like maybe you knew
you
were going to have to defend your wife or one of your friends) who
would you want to teach you how to fight? Some movie star, kick-boxing,
karate guy like Chuck Norris... who literally... has
never
been
in
a
fight
in
his
life?
I
don’t think so.
I
think you’d rather be trained by someone like my friend who has... in
real life... been
putting his ass on the line for years... and... who is always
ready
to do it again.
Anytime.
Anywhere. Anyplace.
The
choice is obvious. Unless you are a complete moron, you always· bet on
a guy who “walks-the-walk”
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instead
of some lame dipshit who just.. “talks-the-talk”... And, when it
comes to copywriting, that’s me!
I’m
the only teacher
in the world who has been hanging out in the “Biker Bars of Marketing”
for more than 30 years... and... who is always ready and willing to
prove he is the best copywriter who ever lived.
Anytime.
Anywhere. Anyplace.
Do
you have the guts to go into the baddest
“Biker Bars of Marketing” with me?
I’m
not going to lie to you and tell you it’s not going to be hard. I’m not
going to lie and tell you it’s not going to be scary.
It
is
hard. It is scary.
It’ll jolt the hell out of you. But, if you have the “heart” for it...
You
Can Achieve Total
Financial
Freedom For The Entire Rest Of Your Life!
You
can get everything you need in the way of “equipment” from your local
drug store for $1.39. (I actually went out and priced it.)
You
can, if you choose to work at home from your kitchen table. You can
live
anywhere you want.
You
can make huge amounts of money in a remote “Unabomber-type” cabin, a
motor home, a boat... or... a mansion... or... a more conventional
type “normal”... office. It just doesn’t matter.
Best
of all, you will never
have
to kiss anybody’s ass for money... ever
again!
Let’s
get down to it: If you listened to the audio tape and, you were fully
alert, you were an “audio witness” to something very strange.
You
heard me direct a room full of people to write two letters to their
very own mothers... and... one of those letters described “mom” as
“nothing but a wrinkled up old bitch”... and... “the biggest waste of
skin God ever created.”
Then,
2-1/2 days later (as you heard on the tape) you heard those people
describing the “learning experience” I gave them as life-saving and
almost... spiritual.
What
happened between the time I had all those people writing that awful
letter to their mothers... and... 2-1/2 days later when I had them all raving
about what they had learned? It’s very simple: I taught them...
How
To Survive, Prosper
And
Kick Ass In The Biker
Bars
Of Business And Marketing!
You’d
better
learn too. You see, in today’s dog-eat-dog business environment, there
ain’t nothing but “biker bars... out there.
These
days, there’s so much competition in every area of business... and...
especially
in
marketing... that... you’ve got to be a stone, flat-out “Marketing
Ninja” if you are serious about making serious money. If you truly want
to succeed, the training you need... the training you must
undergo... is BRUTAL!
It’s
like old age: It’s not
for sissies.
A
long time ago, I met a man I thought I despised. I was in the Army in
Fort Knox, Kentucky in basic training.
He
was a little Puerto Rican guy and he was my platoon sergeant. He was
very unfair to me. Once, we were going through tear gas training and my
mask slipped off and I got sick.
During
the march back to camp, I felt so bad I fell down.
I
figured my sergeant would tell some of the other guys to hold me up and
help me make it back.
However,
he didn’t “exactly” do that. Instead, he yelled to the other guys...
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“Don’t
stop for him! Walk right over him! Kick him as you go by! KICK HIM!”
I
got up and made it all by myself.
He
hardly ever let me get any sleep either. Maybe an average of three
hours per night. He made me the “goat” of the platoon.
I
got all the shitty assignments. No matter how bad I felt, how little
sleep I got, he just kept pushing... pushing... pushing.
I
can still remember him yelling at me right after I’d field-stripped my
M1 rifle (that
dates me, doesn’t it?) and was having trouble putting it back together.
This
guy just didn’t care. Like I said, it didn’t matter if I was sick,
exhausted from lack of sleep, nauseous from tear gas or what. He just
kept pushing, yelling and forcing
me
to perform.
I
hated
him. I mean, I really
hated him.
Or,
so I thought. Until basic training was over (finally, thank God)...
and... he had a private conversation with me.
He
told me not
to have a bad opinion of myself. That he didn’t. That, during every
basic training bootcamp, there is always one guy who gets picked to be
the “goat”... and... how that
guy, always
gets pushed harder than the others. How the “goat” sort of sets the
standard (in basic training) for what a soldier can endure.
He
told me he really cared about me. How much he wanted me to make it. How
important that was to him.
He
was telling the truth.
You
know, since that time, I’ve had to (as I’m sure you
have
also) walk down many mean streets.
For
three years I was an MP in Europe operating under extremely stressful
conditions.
I
was selected to go through some very special training at a certain U.S.
government “facility” in Oberammagau, Germany... the existence of
which... is not even dreamed about by any civilians and, very
few commanding officers in even
the highest echelons of
the military. I think maybe I shouldn’t write much about that
but, I can tell you, the violent types I was introduced to there are
far worse than any
nightmare you’ve ever
had.
I’ve
been a prison guard and a prison inmate. I’ve gone up against guys with
guns, guys with knives... and once... I had to cripple a guy twice my
size who just simply gave me no other choice.
The
problem with all this is, I’m not an especially tough person and this
kind of stuff really frightens me.
What
has been even more scary is standing up to the U.S. government and all
the steel-edged, stone-cold, ethically devoid, soulless assholes you
encounter when trying to do business in America these days.
But,
so far (thank God and cross my fingers) I’ve survived it all.
Even
prospered every once in a while... and... I do believe part of my
survival and part of my successes (business, personal and military) can
be credited to the “mindset training” I got from that little Puerto
Rican drill sergeant.
See,
he knew something I didn’t: He knew, in real-life, you don’t get to
yell “Time Out” when you are sick, tired and scared... and then...
have the enemy cut you some slack. NO! As life teaches us all...
The
Enemy Will Rejoice
In
And Exploit Your Misery!
So
it is in the battlefields of a war and, so it is in the battlefields of
business.
At
the end of my recent seminar, one man was sobbing. He’d become so
emotional he couldn’t speak anymore.
Was
he angry with me?
No,
not at all. He was grateful.
What
I did was, I attacked and demolished a project he was working on which
didn’t have a prayer of succeeding.
I
made him “GET IT” right then and there... before... he wasted any more
of his time and money.
I
wrote out on my easel and made him scream the following instructions...
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”ABANDON
THIS
STUPID
BULLSHIT
PROJECT!”
It
wasn’t an act of cruelty. It was an act of kindness.
And, I’m proud to say he and everyone else in that seminar room
perceived it as such.
I
care
about my attendees. I care enough to do whatever
is necessary to make sure they “get” what they’ve really got to “get”
if they are to succeed.
You
know, there were a number of people in that room who have been reading
my newsletters and going to my seminars for almost ten years.
Every
so often, one of them would stand up and say something like this:
‘‘Listen
to him, dammit. I had a hard time myself accepting something Gary told
me six years ago... but... he was right... and now... I
makeover $1,000,000 per year!”
I
swell up with pride when people make remarks like that. There’s hardly
anything else in the world so rewarding as knowing your words and your
work have transformed a person’s life for the better. That’s what I now
want to devote a huge part of my life to doing.
I’m
... on
fire
... about becoming the best teacher in the world. I especially enjoy
helping young
people before they are literally ruined
by our educational system.
My
stepdaughter, Natalie, is in college in Ithaca, New York. She phoned me
recently because she couldn’t understand the textbook being used in her
class on advertising. I had her read part of it to me and told her...
“This
is complete garbage. Anyone who can ‘understand’ this is stupid and
twisted... because... it’s all wrong... and even... moronic!”
My
daughter Cindy is a world-renowned marine biologist now doing important
research in Germany.
Other
scientists come from all over the world to learn from her... but... a
few years ago, when I audited some of her college classes, I was appalled
at the communicative incompetence of her professors.
Kids
make it today in
spite
of what they learn in school... not... because of it.
Another
of my “daughters,” Lorraine Vaquero, is 15 years old and a columnist
for the Miami
Herald.
(In fact, last Wednesday, she had two
columns in the paper.) She’s a great writer for her age and I don’t
want for her spark to get smothered... and so... I got permission
from her parents to let her take some time off school to attend my
seminar. And, you know what? Of all the rave testimonials I’ve been
getting about this new seminar, little Lorraine’s is the one I treasure
most.
Can
you even imagine what a departure it was for her to see a raving madman
like me teaching a room full of super smart people... as compared...
to the kind of “schooling” she gets from the “elite” Dade County school
system?
I’ve
never
had testimonial letters like the ones pouring in from the attendees of
this new seminar. I’m thinking about having them all bound together and
literally making a book out of them. Can you imagine...
Having
An Entire Book
Of
Nothing
But Rave Testimonials?!
Enough.
Blowing your own horn is fine but, there should be a limit... even for
me.
So, let’s get to the important stuff. Just
what was it
... I taught these people which seems to have literally turned around
so many of their lives?
Well,
first and foremost, I revealed to them what I promised
to reveal. Remember that sales
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letter
I wrote to get people to come to this seminar? Here’s a reminder... of
just one small
part
... of what I promised to deliver when I wrote that letter:
”I’m
going to spill my guts. For the first time in my career, I’m going to
reveal everything
I
know about how to write ”killer” sales letters.
Including,
all my special ”dirty tricks” that don’t give other copywriters even
a chance... when... they’re up against me!
I’m
going to teach you... what
to
write about... and... how
to
write it. I’m even going to teach you the exact
words to
use!
I’m
going to teach you how to write brilliant copy... even on those days
... when
your mind is frozen.
I’m
going to teach you exactly what ”theme” you should take with
different kinds of sales letters.
I’m
going to teach you how to write a sales letter to get yourself a new
woman. A new job. A new client. To jump-start a new business. To sell
your house. To ”steal” a valuable employee from another company.
In
short, I’m going to teach you how to write a sales letter... that will
get you
anything
you want!
A
few other things I’m going to teach you...
How
to get hundreds
of
glowing (and true)
testimonials
from your customers for free... and... what to do with them to
generate even bigger profits!
How
to write your copy so it ”talks-the-talk” of any
group of people to whom you are sending your sales message. This secret
weapon will make even the most skeptical of your prospects...
Stand
In Line
And
Beg
You
To
Take
Their Money!
A
weird (but effective) way to find the mailing lists that are perfect
for
your campaigns... and... how to test those lists...
Without
Mailing A
Single
Letter!
A
truly ”no-brainer” (yet almost always overlooked) way to ”bump-up”
the size of your average order by 100% or more... automatically!
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The
exact
words you
should use to write a money-back guarantee that... increases
sales... and... reduces refunds!
A
”can’t miss” way to get cash-rich investors to bankroll your projects
... at zero interest!
How
to immediately find and qualify that special “core group” of people
who will be the best customers you’ll ever
have! (It seems nobody but me knows it... but... there is always
what I call ” the-list-hidden-in-the-list” that is made up of people
who are starving
to buy what you are selling!)
A
simple way to identify those special mailing lists... that
almost can’t fail to make a profit!
This is so simple, even someone ”brain-dead ” could do it.
What
kind of music you should always
have
playing when you are working... and... what
exact volume it should be at. NOTE: This
will improve the quality of your writing by
9%!
What
exact
temperature the
room where you are writing must be. This
will give you another
edge! (A
7% edge” to be exact.)
Exactly
what you must
eat
(on days when you are writing)... and... exactly when
you should
eat it! (Another ”4% edge”.)
The
amazing secret of how to make compiled
lists work. These are the biggest lists of all
(some have 160 million names)... and... when you learn this,
your profit potential will
expand almost beyond belief?
How
to create your
very own super
hot mailing list for spare change... and why... this could
turn into your hottest profit center ever!
Listen
up: I delivered on each and every one of those promises... and... MUCH
MORE!
You
can ask anybody who was there. But, I went beyond (way
beyond) what I promised to deliver. What I actually delivered (in addition
to what I promised in the sales letter) was something... far
more valuable!
And,
it is this “something” that has got everybody frothing at the mouth.
Here’s
part of it: One of the attendees, Larry Lee, a really neat little
Asian guy, asked the following question:
”Gary,
what is the one best thing each of us could do to make $1,000,000 in
1996?”
I
paused to think for a moment... and then... I spilled out a
step-by-step, high-speed method of exactly what
I would do... if I were starting from zero... and... I had
to make a million dollars before the end of the year.
You
know, I did not anticipate that question and, to come up with the
answer, I had to go into my “gun-to-the-head” mode of thinking. This is
where I put myself (on an emotional basis) where it feels like someone
... for
real
... will murder my children if I don’t write a winner... or... as, in
this case, come up with a winning plan.
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And
guess what else? I
didn’t even know
I knew what I knew... until... I was put on the spot by that
question. There was a sense of tension, anticipation and wonderment...
and... when I finished giving a brilliant
answer
to that question
The
Entire Room Burst
Into
Simultaneous Applause!
There
were a lot of surprises at that seminar. Even for me. That room was
crackling with electricity.
Nothing
compares to the excitement of working with a group of world-class minds
and people supercharged with excitement and totally... ”tuned-in”
and ”turned-on”... by
what all
of us were focusing on!
Hey,
how about that
for a hot way to end a seminar?
But
... l
wasn’t finished yet.
See,
I’ve learned we all need a steady stream of new techniques, and reminders
of what we already know... and... “nourishment” from like-minded
people. So, I told all my attendees about my upcoming advanced
seminar which is going to happen in July... and how...
All
Of Them
Get
To
Come Free!
I
want you
to
have all this too.
Listen:
I’ve given two of these new type of seminars. I didn’t video tape the
first one... but... I ended up being sorry I didn’t.
You
see, when I experienced the audience’s reaction to what I was revealing
to them...
I
Realized I Wanted
All
My Subscribers To Have
This
Info!
So,
I had the second seminar video taped... and... audio taped.
Someone
mentioned that, with me going
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almost
10 hours a day for three
full days... there
would almost have to be some “soft spots” where he could relax and stop
taking notes. “But, there weren’t any.”
he later said.
It’s
true. Every
minute you
see on these video tapes is vital... and... lovingly cataloged
for you in the most convenient way possible.
As
you shall soon see, actually being there in the room was an emotionally
and physically charged experience.
But,
watching these tapes let’s you
control
the excitement and incoming information with absolute precision.
That’s
a huge learning-curve advantage the attendees didn’t enjoy. Its also
the single best reason (one
of
them, at least) I could ever give you to get these tapes right
now!
There
were constant distractions at the seminar too. The attendees couldn’t
hit the “pause” button and go to the bathroom, or get a drink of water,
or listen to whatever insanity their neighbor was discharging into
their ear while I was talking.
The
attendees were constantly swamped with stimuli, which was exciting and
good for on-the-spot learning... but... they often missed things
too.
However
...
You
Won’t
Miss
A
Second!
Are
you starting to get the idea that maybe I take this most recent seminar
more seriously than I have taken seminars in the past? If so... YOU
ARE RIGHT!
Here’s
why: Look, a couple months ago when I gave the first “How
To Write A Sales Letter That Will Make You Rich”
... seminar, I did not
have it videotaped. I didn’t even have it professionally audio taped. I
did
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have
it audio taped with a little Mickey Mouse Radio Shack type set-up so I
could listen to it myself as a kind of reminder of all the stuff I
talked about and all the questions I was asked at that first seminar.
And,
you know, while I was driving in my car, listening to the playback of
those Mickey Mouse audio tapes, I heard something (actually, I heard it
over and over) that changed me from the inside-out...
This
was the first seminar I’d ever given... where... I held back nothing
... and... instead of trying to please the audience and tell them
what they “thought” they needed to know....
I
Taught Them What
They
Really
Needed
To Know!
What
I did for that first audience of seminar attendees is much like what
that brutal little Puerto Rican drill sergeant did for me.
He
“got” to me. In ways that have benefited me all the rest of my life.
And, as I listened to the scratchy tapes of that first seminar, I
suddenly came to realize... that... what I have to teach... IF... I
do not
hold back... can. Literally...
Transform
People’s Lives!
And
now, I have, I believe, found my “mission” in life. It may sound corny
but, I really love making a difference.
In
all honesty, I believe what I have to share with people is totally
unique, extremely
valuable...and... available
nowhere else on earth.
Did
you know: All of us, on average, have to have something communicated to
us 1 7 times before we really “own” the info being communicated. It’s
also best, if the information is really
important,
we get it from all
different sensory inputs.
We
Need To Hear
It!
We
Need To See
It!
We
Need To Read
It!
We
Need To Write
It!
We
Need To Experience
It!
So,
that’s why, when I decided to “capture” everything about this last
seminar.
But,
that’s OK... because... I have put together a “package” designed to force
you to “get-it” and, like it did for my attendees...
It
Will Change Your Life!
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This
way, I can make absolutely certain you know what it “feels” like to
know... really
know... that... you can transform... words into wealth! I can tell
you this: If
you haven’t experienced it before, having
money come directly to you... because of... letters you
personally dropped
in the mail... is a thrill... like
nothing else in
the
world!
I
also want you to come, as my guest,
to
my super-advanced July seminar designed to help my seminar attendees
and tape buyers (like you)
“sweeten” and tune-up or, at least get started, your own profitable
mail order business which (if you choose) you can run from your own
kitchen table.
Then,
for the rest of your life...
You
Can Just Laugh
At
What Used To Be Your
Money
Worries!
Can
you imagine what it would be like to never again have to kiss anybody’s
ass... or... do anything... you don’t want to do, in order to get
money?
Can
you imagine having a business that brings in thousands of orders every
day... and... running it from your kitchen table, your bedroom or,
even your back yard... with... zero
employees? You
can
have
it.
DO
IT! GET MY SEMINAR!
STOP
MESSING
AROUND WITH YOUR LIFE RIGHT
NOW! This
is the real,
no-bullshit way to financial independence. My attendees are raving
about this seminar even though...
They
had to pay round-trip airfare to come!
They
had to take time off from their own businesses or jobs!
They
had
to pay hotel and other travel expenses!
Plus,
of course, they
had to pay the $2,700.00 tuition fee for the seminar!
Does
$2,700 seem like a lot of money to you for a bunch of tapes?
Yeah,
it is... if... you are silly enough to look at it as simply magnetic
tape. But, that is not
what this is. What this is... is... the
culmination of my life’s work... and
...
Your
Key
To
Financial
Independence!
I
want you to have this material. I am very
passionate
about it.
Do
you realize what I’m doing here? I’m putting it right in your face.
Opportunity
will never
knock on your door like this again. Certainly not from me.
Now,
let’s get real. If you do not respond to this
offer, you ain’t never
gonna make a move.
Do
yourself a favor. Stop reading my newsletters. Stop reading newsletters
and books published by other people. Stop ordering audio and video
tapes or any other kind of information from anybody.
Just
accept the fact... you’re just a... wanna-be” and a dreamer.
Hey,
there’s nothing really wrong with that. It’s not like you’re an
axe-murderer or something, is it?
Relax.
Go get yourself some beer and popcorn, tum on the tube and “veg-out.”
But,
don’t expect more from me. I mean seriously... what else can I do? I’m
teaching
you how to do it.
Order
this package... right now!
Sincerely,
Gary
C. Halbert
“Modesty
Pesronified”
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Finally... A Real Copywriting Seminar By None Other Than The The Man Known As The World’s Greatest Copywriter... GARY HALBERT!
A Very Rare 3-Day Gary Halbert Seminar Just On Copywriting!!! HALBERT!
If
you’ve seen a lot of Gary Halbert content... you’ll quickly realize... most
of Gary Halbert’s presentations and events didn’t actually discuss
copywriting... he spent most of his time explaining marketing
strategy..... But... this event was different...
It’s
not a seminar at all... no sir... this is a Copywriting Workshop with about
30 people.
At
one point the video shows Gary
Halbert EXPLAINING EVERYTHING he is thinking as he writes a complete
full-page ad for one of the lucky attendees picked from the audience. And,
if you pay attention to the audience You’ll recognize a few of today’s
experts in the audience.
Now
that is the good part so let me tell you why it took so long to release
these recordings...
This
is long sought after material but... WE
SPENT A LOT OF TIME CLEANING UP THESE RECORDINGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME
OF THE WORST PRODUCTION QUALITY I’VE EVER SEEN
These
are the once lost videos the producer tried to steal, forcing our dad
to sue him in order to get the recordings back.
My
suspicion is the producer handed over inferior masters of this (once in
a lifetime) event out of spite for losing his court battle. Anyway,
getting these recordings shaped up for public consumption is “a giant
pain in the ass... it took us over 5 hours to improve the quality of just
the first hour”
It
took a considerable amount of time to get through almost 20 hours of
video, And they still aren’t perfect.. Not only does the production
quality suck... but two of the videos from the seminar are lost
forever... But I FOUND THE LOST AUDIO!
The
only other issue is the well-known fact
that Gary Halbert has no filter. There
is some very politically incorrect content in these recordings. But
because the frank language in the Boron letters (recently released on
Kindle) didn’t cause a lot of backlash, it makes us think these seminar
tapes will be ok to share with you. So you can see why we weren’t quick
to release politically incorrect recordings without fancy sets and high
end audio. Who wants to deal with petty whiners expecting to watch a
well-mannered Spielberg production.
But,
if you can get past the videos quality issues and a lot of frank
language, you will quickly realize this
a very special seminar. Because at this event... Gary explains
things he just didn’t say anywhere else... stuff you won’t hear from anyone else.
But...I
must warn everyone:
I
should also tell you.This content will only be available online...
please don’t write me saying something like...Kevin,
my submarine doesn’t get Wi-fi and I really want to enjoy your father’s
content while searching for sunken Spanish galleons. So can you please
tell me how to download these videos for offline use?
Of
course you always have our iron-clad no questions asked 45-Day
100% money back guarantee!
But
I think you will love this material as much as our recent customers
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You
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PS The testimonial video above is a fair representation of the improved video quality throughout the program.
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