Boron - Chapter 18

Not bad, eh? But listen to what happened next! Obviously, we
wanted to sell these research report buyers other products
and the logical course of action was to send them a catalog
showing a bunch of products they could get that would
display (in full heraldic colors!) their family crest.

Sound good to you? It sounded great to me. So, what I
did is I went off on a camping trip by myself and there, all
alone in the woods, I created a 5-1/2 x 8-1/2 four color
catalog which featured about 70 attractive items that could
be ordered personalized with my customer's family crest.

It bombed.

It didn't even return our mailing costs! So, what next?
Well, at that point, what I did is I took the 3 best selling
items in the catalog and I put together an 8-1/2 x 11
brochure that featured only 3 items.

It did only slightly better than break even.

What?

Groan. What to do, what to do?

Here's what I did then: I wrote a very personal sales letter
and I enclosed a snapshot of the best selling of the three
items in the brochure. The opening of the letter went like
this:

Dear Mr. Noble,

I
thought you might like to see what the Noble
coat-of-arms looks like in full color so I am
sending you the enclosed snapshot.

Etc., blah, blah, blah, etc.

40 Million Dollars!

That's right kiddo. That letter brought in 40 mil while my
other "more professional" attempts fell flat on their rears.