seminar

Learning How To
Write A

"Killer" Sales
Pitch!

I don't give a damn what form of marketing you're in. I don't
care how many tricks you know. I don't care how cheap you can buy your media. I
don't care if the emails or newspaper ads or stamps and printing are FREE! Even
if all this is FREE... if you can't write a "killer" sales message, it is all
for naught.

And, there's nobody in the world who can write an absolute
"killer" sales message like me.

And more importantly, there's no one on earth who can...
teach other people... how to write a sales message like I can teach them.

Take David Allard for example. David ("Memphis Slim") Allard
paid $27,000 to come down and spend a month with me. He came with a full stomach
and, a completely empty head. Teaching him to write copy was like trying to win
an arm wrestling contest against Godzilla. He fought me every step of the way.
"Why the hell do I have to do this?" "What's reading all this crap got to do
with anything?" "Why are you ignoring me?" (I wasn't.) etc., etc., etc.

But you know what? I TAUGHT that red-neck, inbred, tobacca
chewin' (actually, I don't know if he really chews tobacco... but... it sounds
good, doesn't it?) Elvis-lovin', good ol' Memphis country boy how to do it...
and... right now I rank him right up there with the best-of-the best. (Hell, I'm
not sure... but... I think I even gave him a tiny sense of humor.)

David just recently finished his training with me and, faster
than a speeding bullet, he's already got about a dozen paying clients and many
more in the pipeline. And I'll tell you what, Buckwheat...

If I Can Teach
"Memphis Slim" To