seminar

But you know what? I TAUGHT that red-neck, inbred, tobacca
chewin' (actually, I don't know if he really chews tobacco... but... it sounds
good, doesn't it?) Elvis-lovin', good ol' Memphis country boy how to do it...
and... right now I rank him right up there with the best-of-the best. (Hell, I'm
not sure... but... I think I even gave him a tiny sense of humor.)

David just recently finished his training with me and, faster
than a speeding bullet, he's already got about a dozen paying clients and many
more in the pipeline. And I'll tell you what, Buckwheat...

If I Can Teach
"Memphis Slim" To

Write
World-Class Copy... Then...

I Can Surely
Teach You!

I've got other people who've sent me non-refundable deposit
checks to spend a month at my side. I will honor those requests but, I will
accept no more. I can't. It takes too much out of me. But, what I can do (in a
seminar setting) is speed-up your copywriting skills by years and years. If
you're going to learn to produce good copy... you're going to have to pay.

That doesn't mean you have to pay me. But, you're going to have
to pay in the "school-of-hard-knocks" (the most expensive school of all) or
you're going to have to pay some other teacher (I guarantee he'll be inferior to
me) or you're going to have to pay in YEARS of study... or... you can spend
2-1/2 days with me starting May 14, 15 and 16... and...

Get Yourself
Off And

Running... RIGHT
NOW!

And, what a great skill it is to know! Personally, I think it's
the most valuable business skill there is to have. If you learn copywriting, you
can make a fortune for yourself selling your own products. Or, you can be a
"pure" copywriter, a "hired-gun" and work for clients from anywhere in the
world. If you have to, you can reduce your overhead to a legal pad and a stub of
a wooden pencil.