seminar

You can live where you choose, answer to no one, make as much
money as your ambition allows, choose your own hours, work naked or in a tuxedo.
You never have to commute. Work from home. Work outdoors by your pool. Work at
the beach. You could be faced with all these choices because...

Good
Copywriters Are Almost

Impossible To
Find!

I know one guy in Florida who spends over $1,000,000 per year in
copywriters. (He'd spend more if he could find someone to spend it on.)

Hundreds of direct marketing companies with monster budgets are
desperate to find good copywriters.

Thousands of smaller companies are also desperate to find good
copywriters.

Do you know how many people contact me every day hoping I
will write copy for them? You wouldn't believe it. I turn almost everybody down.
And guess what else?

I Have Almost
Nobody

To Recommend To
These People!

I taught braindead "Memphis Slim" to write brilliant copy. He's
so good, I've decided to use some of his sales pitches as part of my "Motherload
Collection". (Which, if you haven't ordered yet, you ain't really serious about
learning how to write copy.)

My seminar to teach you to write copy is going to last 2-1/2
days. It's going to be different than my other seminars. Most of my seminars are
"fun". This one won't be. I'm going to teach you until you are exhausted. I'm
going to work you until you beg for mercy.