Report Slow Down Stop Reverse Aging

I, Sir Gary Of Halbert,

Attach
Less Importance To Money

Than
Anyone Else They Had Ever
Examined!

Don't get me wrong. I do
think money is important.
However, I think about money
the same way I think about
oxygen. In other words, I
believe we all need oxygen...
but... once you have a sufficient
amount of it... having more
doesn't do much of anything
to actually enhance your life.
The late Joe Karbo (one of
the wisest men I've ever met)
once told me something I'll
never forget. "Gary,"
he said, you should continue
to make money until you have
no more problems that money
will solve."

Truer words were never spoken,
neither here nor in Hoboken.

Well, as fascinating as I'm
sure all this is to you, why
am I telling you about it?
What the hell does it have
to do with anything?
I beg thee Sire, pray let
me explain. I have been selling
a report for $97.00 per copy
entitled...

Gary Halbert's
Report On

How
To Slow Down, Stop And Even
Reverse

The
Aging Process And Regain And
Increase

All
The Youthful Energy, Vitality
And

Sexual
Passion You Once Enjoyed!

The information in that report
will not only slow down and/or
alleviate the aging process...
in many cases... it will reverse
it. When Theresa (my Trusty
Assistant for more than a
decade) proofread it with
me, she got very angry...
and... at one point... I thought
she was going to cry. "What's
wrong with you?" I asked.
"This is one of the best
things I've ever written!"

"Yes," she responded,
"but... it only pertains
to men. For men, it's incredible
life-changing information.
But, you've never written
anything at all like this
of equal value for women!"

Why haven't I? It's simply
I don't know of any information
like this which would be of
equal value for a woman.

But, this got me to thinking:
You know how, in days of old,
sailors would often get a
deadly disease called "scurvy"
when they went on long voyages?
Remember how it was discovered
this was caused by a lack
of Vitamin C... and how...
the disease could be completely
eradicated if only the sailors
would eat some fruit while
on their long sea voyages?
And how the fruit of choice
of British sailors was limes...
and how... that's how they
came to be known as "Limeys"?