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* Another thing, if you are hiring me to write a promotion for you, I will want to get a lot of information from you. But, you need to remember that once I have this information, I will write what I think is the best and ask you to check it for factual accuracy. But, I will NOT change the sales pitch I have created just because you and/or your spouse (or someone else) thinks the ad would work better if it were
written differently. There is an exception to this. If you, yourself, have written sales pitches (as I have) that have generated billions of dollars in profitable revenue, then I will be interested in what you have to say.
One last thing, I am only one person and I can only do so much work. I've got a spectacular new marketing concept which I think will work like crazy... and... the best time of the year to market most products is the month of January. So, if you are at all interested in hiring me and becoming a client of mine ("for real"!) call me at (305) 534-7577. If I'm not available to take your call, simply leave your name and contact information (phone number and best times to reach you) and I'll return your call as soon as humanly possible..
Sincerely,
Gary C. Halbert
*P.S. In my opinion, what I've just written is a lousy "sales pitch". I could do much better if I gave it the time and effort it deserves. Basically, the pitch can be boiled down to "I'm Gary Halbert and I'm eager and willing to write for clients for about the next 30-days. So if you're interested, call me right away at 305/534-7577."
*P.P.S. I feel a little guilty about writing this long e-mail message to you. I think I should only write you brief e-mails informing you I've posted a new newsletter on my website. But, I can't help it. I am so excited about this marketing concept, I wanted to get this message to you on the same day Bush won the Presidency. I'll behave from now on. I promise.