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He was getting ready to scream, he just didn't
know it yet. So... I looked over at Ben to make sure he was
all set and then I floored that sucker. Wheoo! That boat
leaped forward like a big-assed bird trying to outrace a
shotgun blast. We ploughed through the waves like a freight
train gone wild. The wind from the slip stream tightened back
the skin on our faces and made our eyeballs bulge. The ocean
spray lashed out at us like a spurned lover from hell. Part of
the time we were actually airborne, clear
out of the water! We were slamming, sloughing, leaping and
Bengieballs was screaming for all he was worth...

"Oh Lord!
Oh Jesus! Oh
Shit!

Holy Mary! Oh My
God!

Oh My
God! Oh
My God...

This Boat Is Fast!"

And then he knew. Really knew.

And it's that difference, the difference between
"intellectually" knowing and really knowing
that can save your life... or make you rich.

Enough preamble. Now it's time for me to give you your
little assignment. And, after I give you this assignment, I'm
going to explain the significance of it to you in minute
detail. And, after my explanation, the more dense of my
readers will say, "Hey yeah, this makes sense to me. I
understand what he's getting at so... there's no real need for
me to actually do this little exercise."

Is that you? If so, you lose. Because you cannot
understand what I'm getting at unless you do the
assignment. And, if you do do the assignment...

Your Lust For Money Will

Be Energized Beyond Belief

For All The Rest Of Your Life!

Here is your assignment: I want you to place a
classified ad in the largest circulation newspaper in your
area. Here is what the ad should say:

Housewives
wanted to address

envelopes at home. You must