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A Non-Player With A

College Degree Will Usually

Make More Money Than

Another Non-Player Without One

Of course, players often make 100 times or 1,000
times or 10,000 times more than non-players with or without
degrees! You know, once upon a time, a salt-of-the-earth
businessman (not me) was at a society cocktail party when the
hostess found out he didn't have a college degree and
expressed her condolences.

"Oh, don't worry," replied the businessman,
"it's really OK. You see, I've got about 150 guys with
degrees working for me!"

Clue
#2:

The
person knows how to operate a personal computer.

I'll admit there are a few exceptions but, for the most
part, anyone who knows how to run a PC is a clerk.
Usually, this is such a person that likes to bury himself in
technological effluvium in order to avoid the exhilarating,
exciting and terrifying real work of a player which is,
of course... SELLING!

You know, whenever someone starts bragging to me about
how well his operation is computerized, I groan inwardly
because it is almost certain that person has totally neglected
the truly important aspects of his business.

Know this: For the most part, computers are the
concern of clerks, typists, underlings and children... not
players!

Clue
#3:

The
person has to "talk-it-over" with someone
else before he can commence movement.

This could be his spouse, his partner, his banker, his
lawyer, his Daddy, his Mommy or whomever. This is the kind of
person who aligns himself with other non-players because he
doesn't realize...

Two Or More Sissies Can