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MasterCard? It's exactly the same as VISA.

So, if you prefer to order by credit card, all you have to do is call the voicemail at the number below (you can call anytime, 7-days per week, 24-hours a day)... and... you will hear me say, "Hi, this is Gary and thanks for calling to sign up for my October Website Seminar. Please leave the name of your credit card and the card number along with that new security code. Give us your name and address exactly as it appears on your credit card and credit card statement. We will bill your card $5,985.00 which gives you the right to attend the seminar and bring two other people at no extra cost. Leave your email address and we will immediately send you the name, address and other details about the seminar hotel. Please speak slowly and clearly and spell out any unusual words. Thanks again for calling. Here's the beep."

OK, after you hear that message, do just like it says and you'll get an immediate e-mail with the name and location of the seminar hotel and a few other details you might want to know.

The number to call is...

(305) 381-9697

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

(with some help from Al Gore)

"Internet Pioneers"

P.S.

Why don't we just get all the numbers in our lives tattooed in "mirror image" all over our body. What's that? You want my driver's license number? Just let me take my shirt off and stand in front of a mirror and I can read it in the mirror right off the reflection of my belly.

Need my voicemail code number so I can get my messages? That's on the bottom of my left foot. Just give me a hand held mirror and let me take off my left shoe and sock.

Oh wait! I need my Social Security number. Gimme that mirror again so I can read what's tattooed on the bottom of my right foot.

My e-mail password? That's kinda private. I'm gonna need that hand mirror again. Please turn your head and close your eyes 'cause I gotta take my underwear off to access that. Shit, I can't see the whole number. Anybody got a Viagra?

Hey, I am insane, you know.

Peace.

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