zaza interesting facts

What does this mean to you as
a golfer? Simply put, as soon as you hit one of these
new golf balls... before it has even gone three inches... the Zoomonian will have
already expanded back to its natural size. That
instantaneous action will send that golf ball
rocketing down the fairway as though it were propelled
by 336 tiny jet engines. Of course this means you will
have a significantly lower golf score the first time you use this
"miracle" golf ball.

Etc., etc., etc.

Our next example, using Interesting Fact #21
("Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur")
could begin with a message like this:

Dear Friend,

Did you know tigers have
striped skin and not just striped fur?

Isn't it unfortunate the same
is not true of human beings?

What I mean is, wouldn't it be
great if all crooks, thieves and scam artists had some
type of tattoo on their foreheads which identified
their true nature?

Unfortunately, the reality is,
many of the most immoral and unethical people on this
planet have gleaming-white, engaging smiles and
honest-looking, open and charming faces. They are also
dressed in expensive shirts, suits and shoes which
disguise their street-thug nature. All of this outside
appearance is to gain your confidence and to
camouflage their true objective... which is... to
pounce on you and bilk you out of your life savings.

There is a man just like that
lurking in your life and, if I weren't writing this
letter to you to tell you the truth about him, you
would probably be bankrupt by this time next year.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.