motherlode

On the
other hand, if you want to be a model... but... you don't really
have what it takes... this message can save you thousands of dollars
and a great deal of misery and heartbreak.

I am
sending you, along with this letter, a small gift.

If you
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Would you
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Do you
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Here's a
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Have I
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Do you
remember the letter I sent to you with a $1.00 bill attached to
the first page?

Have I
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My name is
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I'm going
to fill you in on a little secret and you must keep it between you
and me. You see, if the "Head Hauncho" found out what I'm doing...