motherlode

And finally, for those who have Internet know-how... but... have been
missing the boat for true independence and financial freedom, my "Motherload
Collection Of Marketing Masterpieces!" can get you from being tied to your
computer waiting for your ship to come in... to... sailing the 7-seas
yourself any day of the week!

I'm not some college professor with a bunch of "theories" about how to
write copy. I'm not an ad agency trying to get you to spend a fortune so I
can get fat on a 15% commission. What I am is a
down-in-the-dirt, shirt-sleeve-rolled-up marketing master who knows what
it means to have to make his advertising work. I have to know my
stuff because I've got a Costa Rican fiancée to keep happy, my suite in
Miami to keep up, #1 Assistant Theresa to pay, and on and on and on!

Here's How To Order!

All you have to do is write your name and address and the words "Motherload"
on a piece of paper and mail it to us with your check or money order
(sorry, no credit cards for this hot deal). Your check needs to be made
payable to "Cherrywood Publishing" in the amount of $297.00. I'm even
going to "eat" the cost of shipping this box to you! You can send your
order by FedEx, UPS or even "snail mail" to:

Cherrywood Publishing

3101 S.W. 34th Ave. #905-467

Ocala, FL 34474

That's all there is to it.
As soon as I receive your order, I will send the 3-ring binder to you
immediately by Priority, First-Class Mail.

There's nothing more I can
say about this collection of masterpieces... except...

They
Are Priceless!

OK,
remember Theresa wrote all that copy and assembled all the examples. NOT me. I
SWEAR. I did none of it. It's pretty darn compelling, isn't it?