Night Before Christmas

# Night Before Christmas

Dear Friend
& Subscriber,

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, so I took off her blouse.

Her stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In the hopes the rest of her clothes soon would be there.

When up on on the roof, I heard such a clatter

I pulled my hand from her bra to see what was the matter.

And there on the rooftop...

Ah nuts... I
can't go on. I'm not suffering from "writer's block"...
but... I am suffering from sheer exhaustion.

As you know, I
just finished my "All The New Secrets I Have Discovered About How To Write Sales
Messages Which Produce Huge And Automatic Profits!"
seminar which I held in Phoenix a few days ago. I gave that
audience everything I had to give. It was the best seminar
I've ever given in my life... and... the audience was the most
intelligent to whom I have ever spoken. I dare say, there wasn't
one single person who didn't get 100 times his money's worth from that
seminar. And, you know what? That audience gave me as much as I
gave them!