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And physically, I let myself get out of shape because I was
too busy feeling sorry for myself and sulking.

But you know what I forgot? I forgot...

"Action Is The Antidote To Despair"

And, do you know the most useful thing you can do for
yourself when you're feeling down? It's to do something... for somebody else!
The truth is, the "challenges" in my life are more like being stuck in
traffic... rather than the "real" challenges other people face. "Real"
challenges like how to keep from dying of cancer, going blind, or trying to
recover from a physical attack which has left you without an arm or a leg. Or
worse.

Seems like the start of a gloomy issue? No way, José! This
one's gonna leave you smiling, jumping for joy, and happy as Bill Clinton in a
room full of interns.

See, I know something about my readers. Most of them are
pretty much brain-dead. Perhaps a more charitable term would be
"sluggish-minded". They want to have money... but... they don't want to work for
it. They want happiness... but... they have no interest whatsoever in doing the
things necessary to get it for them.

You want proof my readers are mostly beyond all hope? Then
think about this: These people are so senseless...

They Look To ME For Answers!

Lunatics. That's all I can say. You're all lunatics.
Looking for answers from a man who can't work his own remote for his TV, or
retrieve his own phone messages (I don't even try any more), or buy and keep
groceries in his 'fridge. But...

I've Got An Idea!

What if I could figure a way YOU could make some serious
fungolas... without... having to think? Without having to work?
Without having to put up any money? Without having to take risks?

Actually, there is some "work" involved. You will have to
deposit a bunch of checks you get in the mail. I know it's a lot to ask...
but... maybe you could get your spouse or one of your trusted friends to do it
for you. That way, depositing those damn checks won't hardly even be a
"bump-in-the-road". You just hand them off to whomever is going to make your
deposit for you... and then... you get your ass in that Lazyboy, stuff some more
Twinkies in that hole in your face, and keep sipping on those "cold ones" you
keep in the cooler beside your chair while watching the latest "Survivor" show
or using your TiVo to rerun the Superbowl halftime show. (You know, so you can
try to "freeze" that micro-second flash of Janet Jackson's expressed breast so
you can keep being properly enraged by this serious threat to our nation's
security.) You know why I know you like my proposed scenario? Because my
readers are just like ME!