Gary Halbert · whole document (38)
zdla multi level marketing
# zdla multi level marketing
From:
South of Jewfish Creek,
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
What I am about to write, I should have
written a long time ago.
You know, hardly a day goes by
that I don't get one or more requests to help someone with
some sort of multi-level or "network" marketing
scheme. Anymore, I don't even return the telephone calls or
answer the letters. In fact, my staff has instructions to
automatically destroy all communications from people who want
my help in these areas and to not even tell me about their
inquiry.
In *one of my recent seminars, there was a
couple of guys who didn't tell me they were involved in
multi-level marketing until they got up on the "hot
seat." Everything they were involved in was a total scam.
Well, I let them and the audience talk for a while and then...
I let them have it. I've never behaved that way or used that
kind of language at a seminar before and, I hope I never do
again.
After the hot seat, we threw them out of the
seminar.
Now look, just in case there is any remaining
doubt in anybody's mind about how I feel on this subject,
please underline the following sentence in your mind:
Multi-Level
Marketing Sucks!
It sucks big time. It's dorky, it's dangerous,
it's sleazy and it's stupid. It is a magnet for slime. It is
true that not every product sold by multi-level marketing is
inferior. It is also true not every person involved in this
nonsense is unethical. I must admit their are some (very few)
good products and some (very few) good people involved in this
insanity. However, even though it sometimes involves good
products and good people...
Multi-Level Marketing Is
Always Stupid!
The "rap" on one recent multi-level
scam is that, some time ago, there was a product developed
which enhances gas mileage by 30% or more. However, until
recently, this product was not put on the market because it
was too bulky and, therefore, difficult and expensive to ship.
But now, lo and behold, modern technology has enabled
scientists to "concentrate" this product down into
something called a "green bean"... and... all you
have to do is pop one of these little dudes into your gas tank
and you can cut your fuel bills by a huge percentage.