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The whole thing sucks.

Now, let me save some of you some time and
energy. Many people are going to read what I've just written
and they are going to want to explain to me where I've missed
the boat. They'll say, "Yes, what you say is normally true, but this deal is
different. We've got the greatest product in the world and
it's totally backed up by unbiased scientific research. Not
only that, some of the finest people in America are in our
organization. We've got lawyers, judges, doctors,
millionaires, clergymen, and so on. Yes Gary, what you say is usually
right but us... we're different."

I don't care. What you're doing is still
stupid and, as far as I'm concerned, you can take your
"green beans," your Nu-Skin, your wonder vitamins,
your gold certificates, etc. and...

Stuff 'Em Where

The Sun Don't Shine!

I wonder, could there be anyone out there
still confused about how I feel about MLM? Yes, I'm sure there
are since, in my opinion, MLM is an I.Q. lowering drug that
should probably be regulated by the FDA. Therefore, for those
of you reading this who want to write or phone me about MLM,
you'll be wasting your time. My staff has been told they can
be fired just for giving me a
message from someone who is writing or phoning about MLM.
If you are involved in MLM, I don't want you at my seminars, I
don't want to hear your voice on the phone, I don't want to
read your letters, I don't want to meet you in person and
basically...

I Don't Even Want

To Know Of Your Existence!

Now look, there's nothing wrong with looking
for an easy way to make a buck as long as it's legal,
slime-free and ethical. So, after having trashed MLM, I feel I
owe it to you to reveal unto you a genuine "magic
way" to make some money. I am looking at you right now in
my mind's eye. You're sitting there reading this letter and
you're saying to yourself, "Gosh,
Gary's right about MLM but I sure wish he'd give me a
fool-proof, can't-fail plan that will pull in fungolas like
crazy. Something that will work anywhere. Something I can do
all by myself. Something that will work over and over and has
an unlimited potential."

Am I right? Isn't that what you're thinking?
What's that? You say I'm not right? You say you have no
interest in an ethical new way to rake in huge piles of cash?

OK fine, then I'll write about something else.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a bar in Germany
when this girl came over to me and...