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I don't care. What you're doing is still
stupid and, as far as I'm concerned, you can take your
"green beans," your Nu-Skin, your wonder vitamins,
your gold certificates, etc. and...

Stuff 'Em Where

The Sun Don't Shine!

I wonder, could there be anyone out there
still confused about how I feel about MLM? Yes, I'm sure there
are since, in my opinion, MLM is an I.Q. lowering drug that
should probably be regulated by the FDA. Therefore, for those
of you reading this who want to write or phone me about MLM,
you'll be wasting your time. My staff has been told they can
be fired just for giving me a
message from someone who is writing or phoning about MLM.
If you are involved in MLM, I don't want you at my seminars, I
don't want to hear your voice on the phone, I don't want to
read your letters, I don't want to meet you in person and
basically...

I Don't Even Want

To Know Of Your Existence!

Now look, there's nothing wrong with looking
for an easy way to make a buck as long as it's legal,
slime-free and ethical. So, after having trashed MLM, I feel I
owe it to you to reveal unto you a genuine "magic
way" to make some money. I am looking at you right now in
my mind's eye. You're sitting there reading this letter and
you're saying to yourself, "Gosh,
Gary's right about MLM but I sure wish he'd give me a
fool-proof, can't-fail plan that will pull in fungolas like
crazy. Something that will work anywhere. Something I can do
all by myself. Something that will work over and over and has
an unlimited potential."

Am I right? Isn't that what you're thinking?
What's that? You say I'm not right? You say you have no
interest in an ethical new way to rake in huge piles of cash?

OK fine, then I'll write about something else.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a bar in Germany
when this girl came over to me and...

JUST
KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! I will tell you. I swear.
I'll do it right now.

OK, to begin with, here is what should be one
of the most exciting sentences you will ever read:

"90%
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