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34. TRAP THEM!

35. Your job is to
discourage

36. If something is
written, no other testimony is allowed

37. The better you
describe, the better your results

38. Snakes in the backyard

39. Ask Theresa about
mailing

40. Loophole lawyer expert

41. "The only way I can
feel comfortable about it is if..."

42. Rabbits are ridiculous

43. Life insurance trick
on page 31

44. Dance your way out of
this seemingly-never-ending law

45. Getting outside the
legal system

46. Getting down in the
gutter with a person who is basically amoral

47. In most cases, their
ethics are non-existent

48. Hire criminal lawyers
for civil disputes

49. Right or wrong, you
are with the mongrel dogs and, whether you win or lose, you
are going to go home with some fleas

50. One lawyer with a
briefcase can steal more than a thousand thieves with guns

51. The clock and the
calendar create the demise

52. Have Charo deal with
Guttenmacher

53. Ferret out the
loopholes

54. Ask the legal
secretaries who work in courthouse

55. Hire best lawyer for
something small so he can't work against you - WHOA!