zdls halbert index

# zdls halbert index

Don't let

the kids see this

"if James used the effort

toward his studies that he uses

to be humorous, he'd be an A

student."

--from Jay Leno's

fifth-grade report card,

quoted in Time magazine.

From:

South of Jewfish Creek

Dear
Friend & Subscriber,

Today, we're going to discuss the "Halbert Index."

The Halbert Index is a totally unique way of classifying
people. To be at the top of the Index you must have the following:

(1)
You must have a life, and

(2)
You must have a sense of humor, and

(3)
You must have intelligence and be an independent thinker, and

(4)
You must be a generous and giving person but... at the same
time...