zdls halbert index

# zdls halbert index

Don't let

the kids see this

"if James used the effort

toward his studies that he uses

to be humorous, he'd be an A

student."

--from Jay Leno's

fifth-grade report card,

quoted in Time magazine.

From:

South of Jewfish Creek

Dear
Friend & Subscriber,

Today, we're going to discuss the "Halbert Index."

The Halbert Index is a totally unique way of classifying
people. To be at the top of the Index you must have the following:

(1)
You must have a life, and

(2)
You must have a sense of humor, and

(3)
You must have intelligence and be an independent thinker, and

(4)
You must be a generous and giving person but... at the same
time...

(5)
You must refuse to take shit from anyone who doesn't have a gun
to your head, and

(6)
You must be willing to take chances and cheerfully accept
losses, and

(7)
You must have the capacity and courage for true intimacy
with your loved ones, friends... and sometimes... even your associates
and strangers, and