zdls halbert index

From:

South of Jewfish Creek

Dear
Friend & Subscriber,

Today, we're going to discuss the "Halbert Index."

The Halbert Index is a totally unique way of classifying
people. To be at the top of the Index you must have the following:

(1)
You must have a life, and

(2)
You must have a sense of humor, and

(3)
You must have intelligence and be an independent thinker, and

(4)
You must be a generous and giving person but... at the same
time...

(5)
You must refuse to take shit from anyone who doesn't have a gun
to your head, and

(6)
You must be willing to take chances and cheerfully accept
losses, and

(7)
You must have the capacity and courage for true intimacy
with your loved ones, friends... and sometimes... even your associates
and strangers, and

(8)
You must be wealthy always in your mind... and
therefore... very often... in your pocket, and

(9)
You must be honest and have integrity not defined by laws but
rather, by the inner-core of your being, and finally

(10)
You must have a relationship with a higher power (nicknamed
"God") that does not necessarily include and/or often
transcends any association with an organized religion.

What have I described here? Simply this: