Gary Halbert Personal Ad

So please, give me a break. I’m not nearly as d efinite about what I am
about to write as it will appear in print. Remembe r, what I am about to
write is not etched in stone. Anyway, here I go. My idea of a perfect woman i s someone who is
intelligent and healthy with a good sense of humor and someone who will
take my breath away when I see her in a string bikini! As far as age is concerned, if you are somewhere between 25 and 35 that
would be just fine and, if you are a little younger or a little older, that is
probably no big deal. I like women who take care of themselves. If yo u have a slender,
healthy body, a reasonably slim waist, rather gener ous breasts (God, that
sounds redneck, doesn’t it?), a very pretty face an d a good sense of humor
then, quite frankly, you sound like heaven to me! So much for specifications. And now if after all this, you are still interes ted, what can you expect
from me? Well, the first word in the headlines of this ad is “Generous”
and I am just that. However, generous does not mea n “chump”. It also
doesn’t mean that I want to pay for sex. That’s ri diculous. Any man in
LA who wants to pay for sex doesn’t have to write a n ad, all he has to do
is answer one. Those ads are all over, even in the yellow pages. Here’s what I mean by generous. I love to buy p resents for women.

I
like to take them to movies and plays and I love to send flowers and buy
them jewelry and clothes and, if I really get invol ved with a woman, I
rather enjoy helping to support her and helping her to elevate her life style. Also, I give great vacations. I love to travel for long weekends (four
days or so) to Acapulco, Hawaii, Fort Lauderdale., the Bahamas, and so
on. I only fly first class and I try to always sta y in the best hotels and eat
in the best restaurants. Does any of this sound good to you? I hope so. This is an honest ad/
Every word is true and, although I’ve made a modest attempt to make it
entertaining, you should also know that I am sincere. Are you leery about answering a personal ad? I don’t blame you. I sure
am. Before I decided to write this ad I started reading other “personal” ads
and they scare the hell out of me. I’m always afra id they are being written
by sexually sick people or real losers and sometime s by people who are
down right dangerous. I mean, have you read those ads? They go like this:

Or like this:

Or:

And so on.
I’m not like that. Really. I’m not I promise. I’m a reasonably normal
healthy male who would like to add a little excitem ent and romance to his
life with a reasonably normal, healthy female.
If you are at all interested or even curious, pl ease write and l=tell me
about yourself and how to get in touch with you and, also, please send a
recent full length photo.
Who knows. Maybe we’ll click and maybe we won’t. But, at the very
least, you won’t be writing to some sick psychotic and maybe, just maybe,
it’ll all turn out great.

Just write to:

Gary, 7510 Sunset Blvd. #1020, Los Angeles, CA 900 46

Thank you for your support.
C L A S S I F I E D
Are you more than just another pretty face?
Generous Creative Businessman Wants
to Find a Hot, Sexy Woman With
a Good Sen se of Humor
“Psychotic white woman wants to be sodomized by 12 Cuban truck
drivers and a boa constrictor while husband watches and salivates.”
Call 1 -800 -SICK
“96 -year -old lady with youthful outlook wants to meet vegetarian
non-smoker to discuss saving the whales and other ecological
concerns.”
“Pleasingly plump 590 pound woman wants to meet sincere fun -
loving man to care for her and her lovely 18 children.”