zfzd private details

# zfzd private details

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear
Friend & Subscriber,

A lot of people (an ungodly amount of them!)
seem to be fascinated with me, my work and, the way I lead my
life.

I am not.

That's not false modesty either. It seems to
me I am a rather ordinary individual. I live an interesting
(but not intensely interesting) life. I just happen to have
the ability to write extraordinarily effective advertising...
and... a more or less "tell-it-like-it-is"
newsletter.

Even so, it seems many people have a tendency
to "deify" me. A few others seem to consider it
proper to "villanize" me. In truth, neither am I
especially god-like, nor am I worthy of serious "villanization"
like Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Osama Bin Laden or almost
every American politician or televangelist.

But, people are curious about me and so I
thought I would use this issue of my newsletter to...

De-Mystify A Few Details About Myself!

Let's start with my screen name. As you can
see in the letterhead, it is [email protected]. The reason
this is my screen name is really quite simple. When I got my
first computer, I was having a steamy affair with an extremely
sexy woman who was a Practice Management Consultant to
dentists. Her name was Sally and she, through her evil
machinations, was able to keep me in an almost continuous
state of hyper sexual excitation. Then, of course, at the peak
of this pleasurable relationship, she dumped me like I was
nothing more than one of the millions of disposable Dixie Cups
that litter American highways.