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In my conceited, self-aggrandizing opinion, I
honestly believe there's no other copywriter in the world who
could have written that ad. There are many good (and a few
great) copywriters. But, there's only one true copywriting
god. (And, of course, that's Yours Truly.)

By the way, I did an enormous amount of
preparation before taking on this project. I believe it will
make my client (already an international multi-millionaire) a
profit that will have to be expressed by a 9-digit number.
We'll see, won't we?

Remember I told you earlier I work with
clients by phone, fax, FedEx, e-mail, and USPS? What I didn't
tell you is... my favorite way to work with clients is... in person!

And now that I've decided to take on clients
(a very few) again, if you want to work with me...

You Can Spend A Few Days 100% Free...

In That Vacant Studio Apartment

I Described Earlier!

If you decide to hire me and work with me in
person, I will unplug my home phone, my cell phone, my fax,
and even my computer. I will likewise ask you to turn off your
cell phone, beeper, and PDA (if you happen to have one). That
way, you and I will be able to work head-to-head,
shoulder-to-shoulder on NOTHING but your marketing project.

If this appeals to you (and you really
can afford to pay my $15,000 up-front fee) you are welcome to
call me at my home telephone number which is (786)
924-3918. And, if you are interested, you need to call
right away because... whenever I start accepting clients... I
get fully booked up... in the blink of an eye!