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You Can Spend A Few Days 100% Free...

In That Vacant Studio Apartment

I Described Earlier!

If you decide to hire me and work with me in
person, I will unplug my home phone, my cell phone, my fax,
and even my computer. I will likewise ask you to turn off your
cell phone, beeper, and PDA (if you happen to have one). That
way, you and I will be able to work head-to-head,
shoulder-to-shoulder on NOTHING but your marketing project.

If this appeals to you (and you really
can afford to pay my $15,000 up-front fee) you are welcome to
call me at my home telephone number which is (786)
924-3918. And, if you are interested, you need to call
right away because... whenever I start accepting clients... I
get fully booked up... in the blink of an eye!

Do me a favor: Please do not call me
unless you're serious and can honest-to-God afford to pay my
$15,000 up-front fee. Do not call me if you just want
to pick my brain and get some free marketing ideas. All that
will do is piss me off and cause me to call my friend, Guido
in New Jersey to have you whacked. That will make me sad...
because... in an effort to upgrade my image, I'm trying to
avoid having to continue to take such extreme measures.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S.

There
is no such thing as a "bargain copywriter". If a
copywriter

is really good, he can sell himself so well he can end up
working

26-hours a day, 9-days a week.

I don't want to do that. Believe it or not, as much as
I love marketing, I'd really rather be playing around with my
bonita,

caliente Costa Rican sweetheart than
busting my brain on some

marketing promotion.

Peace.