Goodbye 04-06-05

You know, perhaps my mind is slowing down and not as sharp as it used to be. It used to be every time I was in prison or every time I made $250,000,000 in three hours, I would remember it. Now apparently I have these experiences and almost immediately forget about them. To tell the truth, I wish to hell I could remember where that 250-mil I made in those few hours is. Maybe I'll come across it in a shoe box in my prison cell.

Speaking of my being in prison, I must admit this is really a pretty nice one. I've got a 62" T.V. all to myself... a couple of boats to take out whenever the weather's nice... and whoever my captors are, they seem content to let me come and go wherever I want and whenever I want... and do whatever it is I want to do.

Another thing I learned about myself from these blogs is, I have teamed up with a man named "Frank Kern" and have written a long, scammy letter which has made us both millions of dollars. I don't even know Frank Kern. Maybe I met him at a seminar once and perhaps we shook hands. But then again, I'm not clear about that.

One of the most amusing things I've also learned is I am the co-owner of a website called "RadarPark.com". Not only am I not a co-owner of that website, I don't even know what it's all about. From the name, it sounds like the guy is selling some sort of gadget that makes an alarm sound when your car is about to hit something behind you.

And you should have read the back-and-forth conversations in that blog where this poor guy was trying to convince some idiot he was not in partnership with me and didn't even know me. That poor guy was completely unsuccessful. The idiot "just knew" I was involved... no matter how much proof was provided him to the contrary.