ac tape pitch

NOBODY WILL BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU!

I don't know how to make it any clearer. If you
cannot understand the obvious truth of what I have just written,
you are truly beyond all hope.

Now, for many of you, I am going to make your
day.

I suspect what I am going to write next is going
to put smiles on the faces of people all over the world.

Remember how I wrote a few newsletters ago about
how I was NOT going to be selling the tapes of my Internet/website
seminar? I was not lying to you. Not intentionally anyway.

But, when I got to the seminar, I was pulled aside
by my good friend Carlos Duran and, he told me he had made arrangements
for the hotel (The Embassy Suites) to audio tape the entire
seminar. He told me he wanted to have tapes of the event, even
if it was just for archival reasons. What the heck? I didn't
see how it could hurt anything. And then, something strange
happened: About one-third of the way through the seminar, I
realized this was turning out to be the best seminar on how
to make website profits in all of history.

And so, I have decided I will sell the tapes.
Not only that, I made another decision:

I Made The Decision

To Sell The Tapes At A

Dirt-Cheap, Low Price!

This presented me with a particular problem. Here
I was, standing in front of a small group of people who had
paid nearly $6,000 to attend my seminar plus all their hotel
and travel expenses. And, three of these people had come all
the way from Singapore. Do you know how much it costs to fly
round trip from Singapore? I just looked it up. It's somewhere
in the vicinity of $3,000.00 or more.

Maybe some of the attendees would not have come
to the seminar... if... they had known in advance they would
be able to buy the tapes... and especially... if they knew the
dirt-cheap price I was going to charge for the tapes.