Brink of Suicide Letter

# Brink of Suicide Letter

Did You Know You're Pushing Gary
Halbert Into A Massive Mental
Depression And Driving Him To The
Brink Of Suicide?

Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Please read the headline at the top of this page. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Don't you feel badly about making
me so depressed people around me have started a
"suicide watch"? What
kind of
person are you anyway? Don't you have a conscience about
stuff like this? Obviously not because... Your Subscription Is About To Expire
To My Newsletter! Listen, my newsletter has an extremely high renewal rate. And,
every time someone drops out of my "extended family", I take it very
personally. OK, OK, maybe I'm not really on the brink of suicide. Maybe that
is a slight exaggeration. But, I really do hate to lose subscribers. And you know what? I've found there are some very specific reasons
why people do not renew their subscription to my newsletter. One of
those reasons is. they simply don't like me. Or they don't like my
writing and/or they don't like the information i publish. If that's
the case with you, there is hardly any sense your reading the rest of
this letter because, I'm probably not going to change your mind. On the other hand... I've also found a number of people fail to
resubscribe simply because of something I did not do. Namely... I Forgot To Write And
Ask Them
In Sufficient Time
To Renew! It's a stupid mistake I seem to make over and over. It just seems
so busy doing other things... I forget (temporarily) how much a
subscriber means to me and I fail to communicate my appreciation. But
not this time. Not with you.

I'm hoping you really do enjoy getting my newsletter and you find
it useful. I'm hoping you are just waiting for me to ask you to
renew. But... I'm going to do more than just ask you to stay on. You
I'm Going To Bribe You! To be quite transparent, I'm hoping by me writing you this letter
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