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* Why you need and how to use a clipping service! e The often overlooked negatives of getting free PR! And so on. This lady
and her info are dynamite and... so far... I've just given you a tiny fraction of what she has to share. these tough economic times,
knowing how to get free advertising can
be basic to your business survival! There's just one more thing: If you do renew and decide to renew
for Iwe years, you're going to get the most valuable thing I have
which is... My Time! Time is extremely precious to me. After my Boron experience, I've
my time more than anyone I've ever
some time ago, I offered telephone consultations at the
$1,000 per call. However, since I truly want you to renew
your subscription and... since I would love it if you renewed for two
well, I'd be willing to offer you the most precious commodity
I have and give you a free telephone consultation with "yours truly". Are you interested at all in this deal? Yes or no, I'd like you to
do me a favor and let me know as soon as possible. All you have to do
is call my office or check the appropriate box on the enclosed order
coupon and mail it to me. I really hope you do this because... I've decided never to give up
on a subscriber again until he tells me to go fly a kite and not
bother him with a plea to renew his subscription. Therefore,
don't hear from you within the next 11-days,
I've asked some
own staff members,
Rick, Tish and Vince to follow up on this letter
with a phone call. But
don't worry.

They're not going to be pushy. I
just don't want to give up on you until we've gotten a definite yes
or no from you. So please... say "yes" or say "no". You can do it by calling
us at
or by simply returning the enclosed
order coupon. Thanks for hearing me out. Sincerely,
Jaryl. Hallet
Garv C. Halber
P.S. Do it! Strike a blow for mental health (mine) and resubscribe
right now while it's fresh on your mind. Don't make me beg. Don't make me cry. Oh heck, where did I put that arsenic
anyway? Peace.