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"The ad you just
cut out and scotch-taped together is a case in point.

"Here's something
else: I'm not up for doing any seminars for a year or
so. I don't want to take on any clients either.
However, if you've got a computer, a modest bankroll
(maybe nine or ten thousand) I can teach you how to
make several thousand fungolas a day without ever
leaving the comfort of your home. What it involves is
making short-term trades in the stock market based on
breaking news. After I'm done schooling you, you could
make three to thirty trades a day and easily average
$1,000.00 per trade.

"But, it does
require focus. You will have to be on-line at least
two or three hours per day. However, once you get the
hang of it, it's actually fun!

"If you want to
learn how to do this, it will take three separate
telephone consultations with me of about one hour
each. Depending on your work ethic, you can have all
three consultations in the same week or stretch them
out over a month.

"No one in the
world has ever used this trading method... and... I've
never yet had a single losing trade.

"If you want me
to teach you how to do this, it's gonna cost you
$3,700 smackers payable in advance and you'll need at
least five or six thousand more to trade with.

"However, unless
I'm wrong, during our third telephone consultation,
you'll be making live profitable trades right there
while I'm on the phone with you... and... you'll go
away from that third call with something much more
valuable than the profits you've made. Namely: All the
knowledge and skills you need to make all the money
your greedy little heart desires.

"If you don't
want to work at home, you can get yourself a good
laptop (see that new SONY!), a satellite modem and a
global wireless telephone aircard... and then... if
you so choose...

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