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Should you use AOL's 800#? (By the way, it's
1-800-716-0023.) I don't know. I guess it all depends how much
your time is worth. If your time ain't worth six bucks an
hour, stay on your slow-assed, clogged-up, local telephone
line.

RAM: Get as much of it as your computer will
take. RAM (Random Access Memory) is crucial to making your
computer work efficiently. It fits into slots inside your
computer and it looks like the reeds of a harmonica when you
remove the outside plates. RAM is cheap. You can get more of
it (and have it installed) at almost any computer store.

Pig out on it. Jam as much RAM as you can into
your machine.

Finally, if you don't already have a computer
and you're looking to get one, do
not shop for a bargain. Choose between a Gateway GP6-333
($1,799), a Dell XPR 350 or the top-of-the-line Compaq or IBM.
You also may want to consider an NEC Direction SPB 400, with a
400 MHz Intel Pentium II chip, a 6.4 GB hard drive, 17-inch
monitor and 56K modem.

You can get any of the above PC's for
$2,000... whereas... if you try to go the cheap-ass route,
you'll be struggling to get a shit machine for around $1,000.
You know what? If you learn what I teach my telephone students
about trading stocks, you'll be able to make $1,000 to $7,000
or $8,000 several times per day with just the click of a
mouse.

Think about it: Do you really want to cripple
your ability to do this because you are too stupid and too
cheap to get yourself the high quality tools you need?

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S.

Remember how I
said you can do what I teach you from just about
anywhere? Well, when Mongo and I hauled ass to
Okeechobee, I took my trusty Compaq Presario lap-top
with me and never missed a beat.