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He wrote back, "Thank you, Gary" to which I replied, "You're welcome."
And, that was the end of that.
Why didn't I destroy him? Why didn't I ruin his life?
Why have I disguised his name and the name of the man he pretended to be in all those vicious e-mails? In short, why did I…
First, he's just a kid. And, even if he weren't a kid, but was one of those Internet website "experts" mentioned earlier in this newsletter, it would be impossible for him (at any age) to believe a couple guys like Rudy and myself could be 100,000 times more technologically savvy than him or anyone he had ever…
If I told you the truth about what Rudy can do with a computer, it would make you (even if you are an "Alpha Geek") feel like an idiot.
If I told you what I can do with a computer (and I told you the 100% truth) you would be afraid of me for the rest of your life. You…
But, there's another much more important reason I let this guy off the hook. You see, when somebody wrongs you, I think the best thing and the most utilitarian thing you can do for yourself is...
Forgive Them!
I'm not perfect at this but, I am getting better.
Anyway, all of the above was written to try to convince you that when it comes to computers... maybe, just maybe... me and a very small group of friends of mine might know a few little secrets which you don't know. I'll never teach you nor anyone…
How To Make More Money With
A Computer Than Any Sane Person
Could Possibly Spend!
Have I got your attention yet? If not, go back to watching your favorite "Survivor" show on TV. But, if I do have your attention, keep reading.
If you think what I've already written is hot, just wait until you read the money-making secrets of "for real" computer profits... which... I have finally (after much agonizing debate in my mind) decided I'm going to tell you about.
Let's get started: The first thing I'm going to teach you is how to take out full-page ads in almost every newspaper in America (to promote your website)...
For No Cost Whatsoever!
And, this is not some bullshit free publicity deal either. Nor is it theory. It's real, it works, it's free, it's proven…
You know, I can hardly believe I'm going to reveal this and other secrets just as valuable. Maybe I'm an idiot. But, as Dan Kennedy so cruelly pointed out, maybe I'm just so damn old now, if I don't get these secrets off my chest, I'll explode... and... I'll take them to my grave…
Shit, we can't have that now, can we? So, here's another little secret I'm going to reveal about how to make fungolas with your PC. (You know, I wish at least some of you had the brains to figure out a little of this for yourself.)
Ah whatever, here's the second thing I'm going to reveal. If you already have a profitable website, I'm going to teach you...
How To Increase Your Website Profits
By 1,000% To 1,500% By Making A Simple
Change Which Will Cost You Only
20-Minutes Of Your Time!
"What the hell?!" Did you say you've been in the Internet computer business for 20-years and you don't believe me? Listen, Dummy, this is Gary C. Halbert talking and what I say I can do, I CAN DO. And, if you have one more negative thought…
I Won't Let You Come
To My October Seminar!
Oh wait! I just looked at the clock and it's "Question and Answer Time":
Q:
If you own a website and you have hundreds or thousands of paid customers, how many times should you send them follow-up e-mails making them an offer to buy something else from…
A:
Never! What you really should do (and yes, I will teach you how) is something else which will multiply your website profits by a factor of ten!
Q:
What is the most profitable thing for you to sell on your website?
A:
It sure as hell is NOT what you are selling now. What you SHOULD be selling (to make maximum profits) can be figured out as precisely as a world-class marksman can hit a large bulls-eye from 10-yards away. And guess what? Without my guidance, neither you nor your phony guru (they're all phony) will never…
Q:
How do I make sure my merchant account (for processing credit cards) will never be shut down?
A:
By having all your credit card transactions processed outside the United States. But, you've got to know exactly how to do this... and... one of my guest speakers is going to show you exactly how to do it. I would…
Q:
What is the difference from an "opt in" e-mail list and one which is not "opt in"?
A:
Basically nothing. An "opt in" person is most often someone who has been scammed into answering a seemingly innocent question... which... according to the web "expert" liars, basically gives you the right to send that person endless e-mails which…
Sooner or later, sending e-mails to "opt in" lists will seriously backfire on you. Did you know 73% of people who complain about getting too many e-mails are from people on "opt in" lists?
Q:
How much technical "know how" should you have when it comes to using a computer?
A:
Almost none. Just the bare basics. Here's something you've seen a hundred times in movies and on TV: An important-looking guy walks into the "tech" (geek) room of his operation. He says, "Hey, No-Life, can you get me an aerial map of California on your PC screen?"
No-Life replies, "Sure", taps his keyboard with lightning speed and... SHAZAAM!... there is the aerial map.
"Now zoom in on San Diego", says IG (Important Guy). The geek does so. "Now find Bleeker Street for me," says IG. "Great! Now can you find the house at 123 Bleeker Street?"