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I don't say this to put you down.
The real message here is...

Get Out There And

Start Having Some Fun!

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 58

Halbertism #58

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Guy finds a
turtle on his doorstep. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can.

Eight years
later, he finds a turtle on his doorstep again. Turtle says, "Hey, what'd you do
that for?!"

stolen from Dan Kennedy

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 59

Halbertism #59

Monday, July 12, 2004

Never say you are going to write and
publish something new every day like I did with these Halbertisms.

I fear my mouth has written a check
my ass can't cash.

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 60

Halbertism #60

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

If you have
a sales pitch on the Internet, NEVER put a live link to a different website in
your message.

That's crazy. Here
you got them interested in YOUR website and reading YOUR message... and then...
(like an idiot) you give them a chance to stop reading YOUR…

# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 61

Halbertism #61

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

I wish Dan
Kennedy would send me all the back issues of his "No B.S. Marketing Letter"
newsletter so I could tell my readers how good it REALLY is.

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 62

Halbertism #62

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Want to know my new philosophy for life?

You do?

Good. Here it is:

Try To Have A

Little Fun... Every Day!

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 63

Halbertism #63

Friday, July 16, 2004

"And they'll give you cash which is
just as good as money."

Yogi Berra

Cash is good stuff. Much better than
checks, money orders, stock certificates, or IOU's.

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 64

Halbertism #64

Saturday, July 17, 2004

"Never trust a naked bus driver."

This is a quote
from years ago that just popped into my mind.

I wonder why,
exactly, one should not trust a naked bus driver.

Anybody out there
got any ideas?

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# Gary Halbert - Halbertism 66

Halbertism #66

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Dan Kennedy's newsletter, "No B.S.
Marketing Letter" is getting better and better.

I think you should
be reading it.

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# Glass Yellow Pages Ad

If you need to replace (or repair) the windshield or any
other windows in your car, this message is going to make
you feel a lot better. Here is why: There's a guy named Bob
Hadi who has the largest inventory of windshields and car
windows in all of Texas. He buys huge amounts of…

For example, if
someone is installing glass, there must be several dozen
different adhesives they could choose to use. Heck,
they could probably use Crazy Glue if that was all they
had on hand. But Affordable Auto Glass uses... only... 3M Auto Glass Adhesive... which is... the only... glass
adhesive officially licensed by NASCAR! #3: You Get A Fast (Very…

In any case,
if the stickers on the glass of your car are important to
you, Affordable Auto Glass will save those stickers
and put them on the new glass in your car. OK, that's about it. Affordable Auto Glass is the #1 shop
in all of Houston. They have been fixing auto glass problems
for Texans for more…

# Goodbye 04-05-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

This is the first time I can ever remember sitting down to
write a letter and being nervous I will not be able to
communicate my message clearly.

I
almost don't know where to begin. So following my
time-tested method, I'm just going to plunge right in and
see how it comes out.

First of all, one way my readers can be divided is, those
who are on my announcement list... and... those who are not.
All that happens when you are on my announcement…

Many people may choose not to be on my announcement list
because they don't want to give up their e-mail address or
other "personal" information. My pet name for these type
people are "lurkers".

I
don't blame these individuals for being a "lurker"
especially if they don't know me. In many cases, giving up
your e…

I,
personally, rue the day I signed up for "Classmates.com". I
get so many messages from them telling me about new high
school classmates I will be able to learn about (if I pay
money to join their site)... that sometimes, it seems to
me... they are promising to provide me with information
about more classmates than actually attended…

Another site I gave up my e-mail address to was
"DoubleYourDating.com". I get almost daily messages from
that website. Actually, they are well written and
informative. I would bet whoever owns that site makes a good
profit with it. But, I was only curious. I really don't want
to learn how to "double my dating" because I…

One point I'm trying to make here is, there is so much
information coming at all of us (especially through
television and the Internet) that I, personally, don't want
any more information. Even if it's good or great
information. My information cup runneth over. It has spilled
unto other cups. I cannot deal with one more drop…

It's like someone serving you a 97-course meal, where each
course is more delicious than the previous one. But you get
to the point where you don't want the next ultra-delicious
course because it's going to take you days to digest the
37-courses you've already eaten.

Anyway, if you are on my announcement list, on March 31 you
received an e-mail from me that said:

Subject Line: The Last Boron Letter

E-mail Message:
The last chapter of The Boron Letters (Chapter
25) is now posted on my website (www.TheGaryHalbertLetter.com).