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Good
Copywriters Are Almost

Impossible To
Find!

I know one guy in Florida who spends over $1,000,000 per year in
copywriters. (He'd spend more if he could find someone to spend it on.)

Hundreds of direct marketing companies with monster budgets are
desperate to find good copywriters.

Thousands of smaller companies are also desperate to find good
copywriters.

Do you know how many people contact me every day hoping I
will write copy for them? You wouldn't believe it. I turn almost everybody down.
And guess what else?

I Have Almost
Nobody

To Recommend To
These People!

I taught braindead "Memphis Slim" to write brilliant copy. He's
so good, I've decided to use some of his sales pitches as part of my "Motherload
Collection". (Which, if you haven't ordered yet, you ain't really serious about
learning how to write copy.)

My seminar to teach you to write copy is going to last 2-1/2
days. It's going to be different than my other seminars. Most of my seminars are
"fun". This one won't be. I'm going to teach you until you are exhausted. I'm
going to work you until you beg for mercy.

But, I'll tell you this: You are going to leave that seminar
with something which is 10 times better than a doctor's or a lawyer's degree.
And MUCH more valuable. You're going to leave with...

Knowledge
Between Your Ears

Which Can Set
You Up...

For Life!

John Reese's seminar has inspired me. He left everyone enhanced
and massively enriched. He did something else I admired. He did NOT let
everybody attend. There are some people who, if they are in the room... dull
the charisma of the seminar.

I don't want those people. And, I don't want a lot of people. I
don't know how many people will be reading this message. But, according to my
Alexa rating and the number of people on my announcement list, it's a lot.
Really a lot. A ton of those people are going to want to be…

So, if you want to be one of them, please act fast. This seminar
is being sponsored by GPP Investments. It costs $2,700 to attend. BUT, you get
that $1,000 discount if you have already purchased my "Motherload Collection" of
world-class marketing examples.

If you purchased my "Motherload Collection", all you have to
send is $1,700.00. Make your check or money order (sorry, no credit cards)
payable to: "GPP Investments" and send it to:

GPP Investments

640 South Miami Ave., Suite 1

Miami, FL 33130

If you are insane or something and you haven't purchased my "Motherload
Collection", then you'll have to make your check or money order in the full
amount of $2,700.00 and send it to GPP Investments.

The seminar is going to be held in
Miami at the Marriott Miami Airport on LeJeune Road. It's about a
5-minute cab ride from the airport. And it's extremely urgent you sign up right
now since you have to book your room by April 26 to get the special
bargain rate Theresa worked out with them. It…

The name of my seminar is...

How To Write A

Website Pitch
That

Will Make You
Rich!

It is going to be especially geared to people who have or want
to have a website.

But make no mistake. Most of this info will be priceless for
any kind of marketing you do. Direct mail. Newspapers. Magazines. Radio. TV.
Whatever.

If you're a beginner, a seasoned pro or anything in-between, you
need to be at this seminar. That's because you will get so much there that
cannot be transmitted through written, audio or video material. You're almost
certain to meet people who will be valuable financial contacts for life.

To hell with more of a sales pitch. If you can't get it from
what I've already written, I need to be shot. And you, you need to be
tortured and then shot.

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S. Once again, to attend my
seminar, send your check for either $2,700 or $1,700 (depending on if…

If you still haven't purchased my "Motherload
Collection", you can do that by sending your check in the amount of $297.00 made
payable to "Cherrywood Publishing" at: 3101 S.W. 34th Ave. #905-467, Ocala,
Florida 34474.

P.S.#2 I secretly taped John Reese's seminar and he has given me
permission to give away those tapes... free... to anyone who attends my
seminar.

Sorry, that was a lie. I just wanted to see if I could
give John a minor heart attack or stroke. That shit weasel owes me a bone marrow
transplant and he…

# yougottabethere

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

This is an extremely time-sensitive newsletter... so...
I'm asking you to please read it right away.

Recently, I wrote a newsletter and it appeared inside an
envelope icon titled "The Most Important Thing You Need To Know To Make
Website Profits!"

In that newsletter, I described how NOTHING can improve
your website profits like learning how to WRITE a killer pitch. I also gave
details of a seminar I will be giving in Miami teaching you how to do just
that. And, of course, I'll be teaching how to write copy for direct mail
letters, newspaper advertising, magazines, etc.

I wrote that newsletter in the heat of the moment and I
forgot to mention a few things:

First: This is seminar is going to be so
hot, I want all of my readers to be able to attend... so... I've decided each
paid attendee can bring two FREE guests at
no extra charge.

Secondly: Since this seminar is being hosted by GPPIC, you
can pay by credit card.
If you want to pay with a credit card, just send an
e-mail to [email protected] telling
her you want to sign up for the seminar. She will then send you an e-mail with
some simple instructions for you to follow.