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Did he become a success?
Did he just ignore them and go off
to
become a tattooed drug addict?"
The answer to that question is:
Bond Leads The Most
Well Balanced Life Of
Anyone I Know!
Here is Bond's situation today: He is happily married to a
woman he deeply loves. He has two beautiful and exceptional
children, one…
Bond's into hiking, camping, and something called
"geocaching". He is a student of direct marketing. And he
has had (with my guidance) enough success in that field to
live exactly the life and lifestyle he wants to live.
Bond has said he's VERY appreciative of the letters I wrote
to him. And although he doesn't follow all my teachings with
religious zeal, he does follow most of them... and... they
have helped lead him down the path to a happy, complacent
life.
One nice thing resulting from "The Boron Letters" is, he
(Bond) has already started writing letters to his own
daughter and son... even though... they are not yet old
enough to read them. Even so, one day he will have a
treasure trove of wit and wisdom to give them and leave as
his legacy.
What we have started here is, I believe, a new family
tradition.
I
never wanted Bond to get a college education because I think
they are basically worthless. But he did get one any way
(without my help). He has a degree in International Business
Administration. One of the things I'm very proud of, is Bond
has said to…
And for what it's worth, Bond said I should tell all my
readers he is pretty much satisfied with the father he
has... so... he's not shopping around for another one.
On
the other hand, Bond has done something to disgrace the
Halbert family name. As far as I know, no Halbert male
(before Bond) ever married a…
What Would Be The Point?
In
Bond's case, he not only married his wife when she was not
pregnant, but they actually practiced planned parenthood.
Bond and his wife had their children when circumstances
dictated it would actually be the best time to start and
then continue their family. (Did those last few remarks piss
anyone off? I hope…
I've got a lot more to write in this newsletter but I'm
going to stop for now. I'm tired. And I still have to put
the finishing touches on a piece of marketing I just wrote
for a client.
So, fear not, my little website newsletter reader. You can
come back to my website tomorrow (Wednesday) and…
# Goodbye 04-06-05
From:
North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Continued from yesterday...
Now I want to talk a little more about my readers.
They come in all shapes and sizes. Some are rich. Some are very rich. Some are poor. Some are down and out. Some are hopeless.
And people read my newsletters for different reasons. Some read it just because it gives them a lift. Often they write me how I wrote something that caused them to laugh out loud (LOL in geek-speak). Many tell me they enjoy reading the little "slice of life" comments I often write in my newsletter.
But here's something interesting: I've learned a lot about myself in the last six months. You know, for quite a long time, I have been a rather big fish in the small pond of direct marketing. However, in the last year, it seemed my visibility and popularity has skyrocketed. It took me a while to figure out why…
It seems there are hundreds, perhaps even more than a thousand, web blogs talking about me. I've even come across an entire website that gives information about me.
And it's been during these last few months as I became a "lurker" and began reading some of these blogs and the like, I started learning a great deal about…
I clicked on the link to that website and there was a huge headline that said: "If you're wondering why you haven't heard from Gary Halbert lately, it's because he has been sent to prison." It then went on with page after page describing why and how I happened to be in prison.
Another time I was looking at an article someone was preparing to write about me. It told about the time I had an idea at 9:00 in the morning and turned it into a quarter-billion dollars in cash that same day.
You know, perhaps my mind is slowing down and not as sharp as it used to be. It used to be every time I was in prison or every time I made $250,000,000 in three hours, I would remember it. Now apparently I have these experiences and almost immediately forget about them. To tell the truth, I wish…
Speaking of my being in prison, I must admit this is really a pretty nice one. I've got a 62" T.V. all to myself... a couple of boats to take out whenever the weather's nice... and whoever my captors are, they seem content to let me come and go wherever I want and whenever I want... and…
Another thing I learned about myself from these blogs is, I have teamed up with a man named "Frank Kern" and have written a long, scammy letter which has made us both millions of dollars. I don't even know Frank Kern. Maybe I met him at a seminar once and perhaps we shook hands. But then again, I'm…
One of the most amusing things I've also learned is I am the co-owner of a website called "RadarPark.com". Not only am I not a co-owner of that website, I don't even know what it's all about. From the name, it sounds like the guy is selling some sort of gadget that makes an…
And you should have read the back-and-forth conversations in that blog where this poor guy was trying to convince some idiot he was not in partnership with me and didn't even know me. That poor guy was completely unsuccessful. The idiot "just knew" I was involved... no matter how much proof was provided him to the contrary…
I could tell you hundreds of stories about me like this. Most everything people write about me is positive. Some of it is negative. But no matter if it is positive or negative...
Almost All Of It Is Distorted!