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Should you use AOL's 800#? (By the way, it's
1-800-716-0023.) I don't know. I guess it all depends how much
your time is worth. If your time ain't worth six bucks an
hour, stay on your slow-assed, clogged-up, local telephone
line.

RAM: Get as much of it as your computer will
take. RAM (Random Access Memory) is crucial to making your
computer work efficiently. It fits into slots inside your
computer and it looks like the reeds of a harmonica when you
remove the outside plates. RAM is cheap. You can get more of
it (and have it installed) at almost…

Pig out on it. Jam as much RAM as you can into
your machine.

Finally, if you don't already have a computer
and you're looking to get one, do
not shop for a bargain. Choose between a Gateway GP6-333
($1,799), a Dell XPR 350 or the top-of-the-line Compaq or IBM.
You also may…

You can get any of the above PC's for
$2,000... whereas... if you try to go the cheap-ass route,
you'll be struggling to get a shit machine for around $1,000.
You know what? If you learn what I teach my telephone students
about trading stocks, you'll be able to make $1,000 to $7…

Think about it: Do you really want to cripple
your ability to do this because you are too stupid and too
cheap to get yourself the high quality tools you need?

Sincerely,

Gary C. Halbert

P.S.

Remember how I
said you can do what I teach you from just about
anywhere? Well, when Mongo and I hauled ass to…

Which reminds me:
I'm leaving for Rio on the 18th of November and will
be gone for a week. I'm not going to trade stocks from
Rio: I've got that Viagra research to worry about.)
When I come back, I will teach a few more people this
incredible money-making technique I've developed. I'll
do…

The
Door's Closed!

So, if
you're interested, call Selena at 305/534-7577 and sign
up now.

Otherwise,
you're gonna miss the boat. (By the way, don't let being
computer illiterate or not even having a computer stop
you. There's nobody in the world who can get you up and
running and using a computer…

# Iraqi Secret

Don't waste
your time reading this if you already have so much money

that you are set for life. However, if you could use some extra

money, here's...

How
To Make 100% Certain You Make

An Enormous Amount Of "Serious"

Money In 2005!

From:

Gary C. Halbert

North of Jewfish Creek

Monday, October 25th, 4:37 p.m.

Dear friend and subscriber,

Are
you already rich?
If not, you need to be 100% certain you make an enormous amount of
money in the Year 2005... which... of course... is right around the
corner...

Here
is why: We are now living in
the most uncertain time in the entire history of our country.
By this time next year, there may be peace and democracy in
Iraq. Or, it could be such an awful mess, it is draining our
country of several hundred billion dollars per month...

Or maybe the situation in Iraq
will be something in between I just don't know.
Neither do you. And nobody else knows either. What
about the price of gasoline?

Maybe it will be ten dollars or
more per gallon. (It already is in some
countries.) Or maybe it will drop to $1.25 (or
less) per gallon. Again, I…

Same thing with the economy in
general. A year from now, things may be rosy. Maybe everybody will have
jobs and plenty of money. Maybe not. Maybe there will be a 30%
unemployment rate and most people will be struggling just to survive.
Maybe it will turn out to be something in the middle.

Terrorism!
Maybe they'll blow up the Statue of Liberty, the stock exchange and the
two nuclear power plants just south of Los Angeles. Maybe nothing will
happen. The point is...

Nobody
In TheWorld

Can Now Predict The Future

With Any Degree Of Certainty Whatsoever!

But, I'll tell you
what I CAN do: I can show you (if you act right now) how to make a ton
of money in 2005... no matter what happens!

Look, about 30 years ago, I decided I wanted to
become the best
copywriter who ever lived. I've achieved that goal. At…

To Be The Best

CopywritingTeacher

In
The World!

And,
by God, I think maybe I am. Listen up: I have a friend who is,
arguably, the deadliest man on earth when it comes to hand-to-hand
fighting. What he likes, after he trains someone is, to have that
person go hang out in biker bars. He doesn't tell…

Anyway,
just to stay "tuned-up" my friend goes out to a biker bar every once in
a while, all by himself. He just sits there until one or more bikers
(the more the merrier) starts to pick a fight with him... and then...

He
Beats The Living Shit Out

Of
Everybody In The Bar!

He's been doing this
for years. Now, let me ask you something: If you HAD to learn how to
fight (like maybe you knew you were going to have to defend your wife,
your kids or one of your closest friends) who would you want to teach
you…

I don't think you'd
chose him to teach you. Not if your life depended on it.

I
think you'd rather be trained by someone like my friend who has... in
real life... been putting his ass on the line for years... and... who
is always ready to do it again.

Anytime. Anywhere. Anyplace.

The choice is obvious. Unless you are a complete
moron, you always bet on a guy who "walks-the-walk" instead of some
lame dipshit who just "talks-the-talk". And, when it comes to
copywriting... I'm the one who "walks-the-walk"... and... walks it
best! I'm the only teacher in the world who…

Anytime. Anywhere. Anyplace.

Do you have the guts to go into the baddest "biker
bars of marketing" with me? I'm NOT going to lie and tell you it's
going to be easy. I'm NOT going lie and tell you it's not going to be
scary...