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* I don't want to waste one single second with somebody who cannot afford my $15,000 upfront fee and/or thinks they are going to be able to hire me at a discount.
* Also, I don't want to talk with anyone who has to check with anyone else as to whether or not they should hire me. If…
* My methods are unusual, to say the least. Don't expect me to slow down to a crawl just to make you comfortable. When it comes to money, I go right for the jugular and, if this takes you out of your comfort zone, you should look in the Yellow Pages of your phone book under "Advertising Agencies" and go…
* And, I'm not looking for anyone who has to scrape up the money to hire me. It puts way too much pressure on me to know someone has bet their entire life's savings on me producing a winner for them. And that, if it's not a huge winner, they and their family will be reduced to eating…
* Another thing, if you are hiring me to write a promotion for you, I will want to get a lot of information from you. But, you need to remember that once I have this information, I will write what I think is the best and ask you to check it for factual accuracy. But, I will NOT change the sales…
written differently. There is an exception to this. If you, yourself, have written sales pitches (as I have) that have generated billions of dollars in profitable revenue, then I will be interested in what you have to say.
One last thing, I am only one person and I can only do so much work. I've got a spectacular new marketing concept which I think will work like crazy... and... the best time of the year to market most products is the month of January. So, if you are at all interested in hiring me and becoming a…
Sincerely,
Gary C. Halbert
*P.S. In my opinion, what I've just written is a lousy "sales pitch". I could do much better if I gave it the time and effort it deserves. Basically, the pitch can be boiled down to "I'm Gary Halbert and I'm eager and willing to write for clients for about the next…
*P.P.S. I feel a little guilty about writing this long e-mail message to you. I think I should only write you brief e-mails informing you I've posted a new newsletter on my website. But, I can't help it. I am so excited about this marketing concept, I wanted to get this message to you…
# moneymakingsecrets
From:
South Of Jewfish Creek
Tuesday, 3:16 p.m.
September 2, 2003
Dear Friend &
Subscriber,
If you are interested in making substantial website profits, this will be one of the most important newletters you will ever read.
Hark unto me: A website is defined as a distinct location on the Internet identified by an IP (Internet Provider) address". Here are the number of websites on the Internet during the last few years:
1998
2,851,000
1999
4,882,000
2000
7,399,000
2001
8,745,000
2002
9,040,000
The numbers aren't in for 2003 (that's this year in case you are into serious substance abuse) but, I think it's safe to say there are now at least 10,000,000 websites on the Internet, wouldn't…
What's that? You say you don't agree? Well then, why don't you go piss up a rope, you low I.Q. shit weasel? (Lighten up, Buckwheat, I'm just trying to keep your attention.)
Anyway, websites are ranked by how many visitors they get. Yahoo! usually gets more visits than any other website so, most days it…
1. Yahoo!
51. RealNetworks
2. MSN.com
52. Ez Board
3. Google
53. Freeserve
4. Passport.net
54. Neopets
5. Microsoft Windows
55. COMPAQ Computer Corp.
6. Ebay.com
56. Internet Archive
7. Amazon.com
57. Exitfuel.com
8. Go Network
58. Washington Post Company
9. Hotmail
59. Revenue.net
10. AOL Anywhere
60. AT&T WorldNet
11. CNN
61. Smut Server
12. Gator.com
62. Cartoon Network.com
13. BBC Online
63. Craiglslist.org Online Community
14. Doubleclick.net
64. Popuptraffic.com
15. MSNBC
65. Earthlink
16. Searchscout
66. Official Site Of Major League Baseball
17. Com.com
67. Symantec
18. Overture
68. Macromedia, Inc.
19. Mapquest
69. InfoSpace
20. Trafficmp.com
70. Realtor.com
21. Netscape.com
71. Adobe Systems Incorporated
22. Ebay UK
72. MSN UK
23. Weather
73. Rapidblaster.com
24. Match.com
74. Internet-optimizer.com
25. Lycos
75. DMOZ
26. Cliks.org
76. Travelocity
27. Trafficsyndicate.com
77. Shockwave
28. Altavista
78. Orbitz
29. Premium-offers.com
79. Bankofamerica.com
30. New York Times Online
80. Apple Computer
31. Comcast.net
81. BellSouth
32. Webshots
82. McAfee.com
33. Google.ca
83. The Voyeurweb
34. Excite
84. CNET Networks, Inc.
35. Fastclick.net
85. American Singles
36. Ask Jeeves
86. Mail.com
37. Kinghost.com
87. CBS.MarketWatch.com
38. Google.co.uk
88. Verisign
39. Pogo.com
89. USA Today
40. WindowsMedia.com
90. Amazon.co.uk
41. Monster.com
91. Net Zero
42. About
92. CBS SportsLine
43. Dell Computer Corporation
93. Rediff.com
44. Nasty Dollars
94. Icq.com
45. Tripod
95. UPS
46. The Internet Movie Database
96. AllTheWeb
47. Internetfuel
97. City Search.com
48. Expedia Travel