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I’ve also met many ladi es who were not so
outstanding. In fact, I’ve met more than a few wom an who, although they
had great exteriors, were, on the inside, flat out dummies! Want some examples? You do? OK, you asked for it. Try these out for
size. Zelda The Princess: Zelda is a 26-year-old…

Karen The “Would Be” Prostitute: A gorgeous woman who, after our
affair got going, confessed to me she wanted to liv e her life as a hooker. Then she informed me she wanted me to be her first “John” and that I
should start paying her for sex. When I refused she decided I would be her
lord and master…

Claudia The Actress: Sensational looks. A real traffic stopper. I used
her in a few full-page ads and I created a perfume promotion based around
her. We started hanging out with each other and I was the envy of all the
men who saw us together. Except me. I wasn’t envious of me at all. Clau dia had…

So, let’s start with
that. Here they are.

7 Things Gary Does
NOT Want From A Woman!

#1 DEATH OR DISEASE: This is my number one no-no. Listen, I’ve
never had sex with a gay man, a bisexual man, a tra nssexual man or any
kind of man at all. I hardly every go near Santa M…

Therefore, if you r idea of “a little” and
“every once in a while” is to get drunk or stoned e very day, if the way you
like to use cocaine is by freebasing or injecting i t, if you gulp down
Valium or Quaaludes by the fistful, if you use PCP or heroin in any way,
shape or form…

I would
much rather be that special somebody who you see tw o or three times a
week and who makes you feel good. Would that be OK? #5 I DON’T WANT A SEXUAL SWINGER: Do you spend your
evenings attending orgies at the A-Frame? Do you h ave a lifetime
membership at Platos? Do you refuse to…

Fear not, I may be cautious but I’m not crazy. Hark unto me. Listen. Just because I’m not int o freebasing, orgies and
non-stop promiscuity doesn’t mean I’m dead. It’s t rue that I don’t want a
woman who’s been sleeping with everything in pants. However, on the
other hand, if you…

So please, give me a break. I’m not nearly as d efinite about what I am
about to write as it will appear in print. Remembe r, what I am about to
write is not etched in stone. Anyway, here I go. My idea of a perfect woman i s someone who is
intelligent and healthy with a good…

I
like to take them to movies and plays and I love to send flowers and buy
them jewelry and clothes and, if I really get invol ved with a woman, I
rather enjoy helping to support her and helping her to elevate her life style. Also, I give great vacations. I love to travel for long weekends (four
days…

Or like this:

Or:

And so on.
I’m not like that. Really. I’m not I promise. I’m a reasonably normal
healthy male who would like to add a little excitem ent and romance to his
life with a reasonably normal, healthy female.
If you are at all interested or even curious, pl ease write and l=tell me…

Just write to:

Gary, 7510 Sunset Blvd. #1020, Los Angeles, CA 900 46

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# Gary Halbert - Goodbye 04-11-05

From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

Right off the bat I want to thank all of you
for the enormous outpouring of gratitude when I revealed I
was going to continue to publish this newsletter.

I'm not going to write how I feel about that
outpouring of appreciation. I don't want to say something
that would seem maudlin, sappy, or smart ass. All I want to
say is this: Thank you. Thank you very much.

In that same newsletter, I mentioned I knew
approximately 15 secrets to make websites more profitable. I
also mentioned you would never learn these secrets from the
likes of John Reese, Corey Rudl, Marlon Sanders, Ken Evoy or any other Internet guru. Upon
rereading the last issue of my newsletter, I felt I could
have stated the last fact a…

I absolutely did NOT mean this in a
disparaging way.

John Reese is an Internet wizard. And indeed
knows a lot about making money on the Internet that I don't
have a clue about. I don't know Corey Rudl, Marlon Sanders
or Ken Evoy. But from what I hear, they are Internet
wizards also. They each have a…

Actually, with all I've experienced in the
last few months, buying and selling me (currently) would not
be much of an achievement.

Remember when I told you I was going to tell Mark
Joyner one secret that would magnify the profitability of
almost any website? And remember how I told him he wouldn't
even have a clue about…

Well, after I said that to a very skeptical
Mark, I asked him to take a little trip with me. I
live very close to a monster of a hotel ("The Grand") which
has 962 rooms and suites. In the lobby of this hotel there
is a grocery store, a newsstand, a men's clothing store, a
few other retail…

There is also another rather small retail
store named "NICAMAKA". This particular store is owned by a
73-year-old man whom I consider to be a true Internet guru.
He used to own the world-famous Chesapeake Restaurant in the
Florida Keys. Anyway, after he sold that business, he began
traveling to Nicaragua frequently and discovered the workers
in…

His name is Raymond Baur. And, believe it or
not...

90% Of His Sales

Come From The Internet!

Can you imagine that? Here is a guy selling
hammocks on the Internet and selling so many, he is able
to provide a good lifestyle for himself and his two sons.

I took Mark over to Raymond's store and
explained that 90% of the sales from his store were actually
made from the
Internet. Mark was stunned, that is, until I
told him Ray's secret for getting all those Internet sales.
It's a secret I've known for a long time. But I never told
anyone else who…