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I could have
written 200
pages more in
this report
but, it was
pointless. Stripped
down of all
the mumbo-jumbo,
you've got it
now. You've
got the secret.
You now have
information
which isn't
even possessed
by one out of
a thousand doctors.

It is my heartfelt
hope you understand
and use this
discovery to
recapture your
youth, health,
sexual vigor
and vitality.
Perhaps someday
we can meet
in person at
one of my seminars
and maybe have
some fun laughing
at the stories
we can share
of how others
didn't believe
our true ages
when we told
them. (I can't…

Thank you for
ordering this
report. It seems
to me, these
days, I am walking
amongst a world
of braindead
zombies... and...
it's harder
than ever for
me to find people
like you who
at least have
a pulse and
an inquiring
mind.

Go get 'em Tiger!
Go slow down
the aging process...
and... regain
and increase
all the youthful
energy, vitality
and sexual passion
you once enjoyed!

Peace.

There you have it. That
is the report I have been
sending to the people who
have paid me $97.00 each
to receive it. However,
the version with which I
have been filling…

How valuable is this info?
If you are in my
age group (I qualified for
Social Security on my last
birthday) the info you just
read can literally give
you your youth back. You
know the product "Androgel"
you just read about in the
report? As I said, "Androgel"
was approved by the FDA
on February 28th of this
year…

I Was Able
To Educate

My
Doctor And My Pharmacist

About
This Hot, New Product!

Because of that, I may very
well be the first person
in the entire State of Florida
(or maybe even in the entire
United States) to get a
prescription for this product...
and... get that prescription
filled... and... I applied
it to myself this very…

It's INCREDIBLE! It gives
you complete control of
the dosage. It's odorless
and causes no skin irritation
whatsoever. It's invisible,
it doesn't fall off like
an "Androderm" patch and
it's 100% undetectable.

But wait, there's more!

Are you already selling
something... that... if
you gave away MY report
as a bonus premium... it
would enhance your sales?
If so, you have my permission
to reprint my report and
use it in that fashion...
with... no compensation
to me whatsoever!

Are you looking for a product
of value to sell? If so,
I hereby give you my permission
to reprint MY report and
sell it to your heart's
content... with... no
compensation to me whatsoever!

Would you just like to be
able to Xerox copies of
MY report and give it to
a certain group of your
friends you…

All the while, you are learning
from this issue of my

newsletter.
You are learning a marketing
lesson.

Listen up: I've been selling
a 20-page report for nearly
$5.00 per page and nobody
has asked for a refund.
Why? Because I have delivered
information of absolutely
vital importance in an
informative and entertaining
manner. What I gave…

Actually, that's not true.
Unless the person is a
Mongolian Idiot, he'd
rather have the
info on just one sheet
as opposed to 10,000.
Think about it. These
days, who the hell has
time for 999 pages of
unnecessary reading?

Don't bitch and moan ever
again about not having
a product to sell. For
openers, you've got this
one. Furthermore, there's
nothing in the world that
stops you from creating
an almost endless number
of other valuable reports
like this. It does take
research, work, energy
and time... but... it's
worth the effort. You
can charge…

Everybody
Wins!

Sincerely,

Gary
C. Halbert

Gary C. Halbert

"The
Erection Connection"

P.S.

Have
you called 305/534-7577 and left a message
telling Theresa you want more info on my "No
Agenda Seminar"? If not, you're going to be
very, very sorry. You see, that seminar is going
to deliver info... about making money...
that is as…

# Brink of Suicide Letter

Did You Know You're Pushing Gary
Halbert Into A Massive Mental
Depression And Driving Him To The
Brink Of Suicide?

Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Please read the headline at the top of this page. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Don't you feel badly about making
me so depressed people around me have started a
"suicide watch"? What
kind of
person are you anyway? Don't you have a conscience about
stuff like this? Obviously not because... Your Subscription Is…

I'm hoping you really do enjoy getting my newsletter and you find
it useful. I'm hoping you are just waiting for me to ask you to
renew. But... I'm going to do more than just ask you to stay on. You
I'm Going To Bribe You! To be quite transparent, I'm hoping by me writing…

telling you I want to keep your business... plus.
hameless underhanded attempt to bribe you... weli may mak you li
renew your subscription.
It was my original plan to offer you your
choice of one of two different bribes. But since I'm truly a "Prince-
Of-A-Guy" and, since I really, really want you to renew immediately,
I…

let me tell you this: These letters are raw.
punches.
You know,
when you are
serving
time, you don't
feel much
like pussy-footing around.
Prison conversations go right for the
What I was trying to do here was to
son the fastest, most impactful education transmitted by the
written word.
I dare say I succeeded.
These letters contain…

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to get flowing again when you're stuck • How to get
orders from people who have already decided not to order
• The best attention grabbers in the world • 8 things
you should have at hand before you start to write an ad
or direct mail piece. That should be enough to give you the idea. There's an awful lot…