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To get your copy, just make a check for
$100 payable to me, "Gary Halbert" and send it to the address
at the top of this letter.

And get this... I now have another
report which is...

Outside The Scope Of This Newsletter

Which I Am Also Offering For Mere Pennies!

Here's some background...

One of my best friends, Dave Kekich, has
been paralyzed from the chest down for 21-years due to a freak
occurrence which happened to him in a gym in Redondo Beach,
California. Dave wants his life back and he wants to live
forever. Accordingly, he has made…

Some of the secrets he has uncovered are
unknown to nearly 100% of American doctors. I have
participated in this research and, I too, have made some
powerful discoveries. Matter of fact, if you attended one of
my seminars 10 or 15 years ago and, if you saw me now... you
would find I look approximately 20 years younger now…

Approximately 30-days from the time you
are reading this, I will be old enough to qualify for Social
Security. In spite of that, my current girlfriend is less than
half my age and I had to show her my driver's license to get
her to believe I really am a "living fossil." Another lady who
attended one of…

If you're over 35 years old (hell, even
if you're not) you need to know about all this. It has
literally turned my life around. Maybe all this will stop
working some day... but... for now... I sure am a happy
camper! (So is my girlfriend.)

Want to know all about it? All you gotta
do is send me a mere 97 smackers and you'll get this new
report by return mail. By the way, the title of this new
report is...

"How To Slow Down, Stop And Even Reverse

The Aging Process And Regain and Increase

All The Youthful Energy, Vitality And

Sexual Passion You Once Enjoyed!"

Do you have any idea what this is like?
It's like taking a new form of Viagra that affects your
entire body... instead of... a mere six or seven inches of
your anatomy. I kid you not. Order if you're…

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From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear
Friend & Subscriber,

A lot of people (an ungodly amount of them!)
seem to be fascinated with me, my work and, the way I lead my
life.

I am not.

That's not false modesty either. It seems to
me I am a rather ordinary individual. I live an interesting
(but not intensely interesting) life. I just happen to have
the ability to write extraordinarily effective advertising...
and... a more or less "tell-it-like-it-is"
newsletter.

Even so, it seems many people have a tendency
to "deify" me. A few others seem to consider it
proper to "villanize" me. In truth, neither am I
especially god-like, nor am I worthy of serious "villanization"
like Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Osama Bin Laden or almost
every American politician or televangelist.

But, people are curious about me and so I
thought I would use this issue of my newsletter to...

De-Mystify A Few Details About Myself!

Let's start with my screen name. As you can
see in the letterhead, it is [email protected]. The reason
this is my screen name is really quite simple. When I got my
first…

When setting up my e-mail account, AOL asked
me to type in what I wanted for my screen name. I typed in a
name I thought nobody but myself would have. To my amazement,
AOL said that name was taken. So, I typed in a different
screen name. AOL said that name was taken too. I kept trying
different…

Then, the thought crossed my mind (as it did
approximately every 45 seconds) that I wouldn't be having sex
with Sally ever again. So, just for the hell of it, I typed in
"NoSexGary". And guess what? AOL accepted it! I've
kept it ever since and nobody ever forgets it.

Incidentally, my fiancée thinks I
should change my screen name to "YesSexGary". She
thinks the screen name "NoSexGary" might lead
someone to think she isn't properly taking care of me. Which,
of course, would be an unforgivable sin for a Costa Rican
woman.

Moving on...

Have you noticed I always identify my location
as South, North, East or West of "Jewfish Creek"?
That's because I measure wherever I am in life
(geographically) in relation to how far away I am from Jewfish
Creek.

And what or where is "Jewfish
Creek"?

There's an 18-mile stretch of U.S. Highway 1
which runs east and
west from Florida's mainland peninsula to Key Largo.
Key Largo is the northernmost piece of land which starts off
the chain of islands called "The Florida Keys". Underneath this
18-mile stretch of highway is a one…

Now for a bit of science: There's a voracious
grouper which grows to more than six feet long and its
scientific name is "Epinephelus Itajara". It's a
lurking bottom-feeder and is so sluggish, countless divers
have posed for undersea snapshots with it. The common name for
this creature is "Jewfish".

Since they are sometimes found in the
geographic area we are discussing, someone decided (years ago)
to name that one-mile long saltwater creek "Jewfish
Creek".

People in the Keys think of the 18-mile
stretch of road that runs over Jewfish Creek as the
"Southern Mason Dixon Line". You see, generally
speaking, people who live south
of Jewfish Creek…

Generally speaking, the people who live north of Jewfish Creek are hyper-active, over-caffeinated,
dysfunctional, Latino imbeciles who conduct their lives like a
bunch of chickens who've had their heads cut off.

By the way, it turns out a Washington, D.C.
area resident, Arcomcanold G. Conheim has objected to using the
word "Jew" in any form other than a noun. He states
when "Jew" is used otherwise, it is derogatory. This
lunatic is actually part of a growing group who wants to
change the name "Jewfish" to "Goliath
Grouper".