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www.marketingsecrets.com

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From:

North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

You better watch out... because... I'm going to try to sell you
something with this letter.

What I'm going to try to sell you on is "knowing" something.
Knowing it deep down in your heart and guts so you'll never forget it. Knowing
it in the wiring of…

You Cannot
Multiply Zeros!

And the "zero" I'm talking about in this case is a vapid, limp,
non-compelling sales message. I don't care if it's a direct mail letter, a
website, a newspaper ad, magazine ad, radio or TV commercial or whatever. If
it's a "nothing" message, I don't care how good your ad…

Take any non-compelling message and show it to someone. That
person will not respond. Show it to 10,000 people and none (or pathetically few)
of them will respond.

Until recently, the internet made it possible for something to
happen which was never possible before in history: The internet made it possible
for people who knew NOTHING about marketing…

Here's what he used to do: He used to send out (actually he had
it done for him) about 30,000,000 e-mails per day. From this, he got about 2,500
responses... from which... he made a good deal of money. Hark unto me. LISTEN to
what I'm saying here! (Can you listen to what someone…

I digress. Allow me to mush on. What I'm trying to tell you is,
he was getting 2,500 sales from 30 freaking MILLION impressions. And that...

Is NOT
Marketing!

That is like holding 30 MILLION pieces of bacon 3-feet above the
water over 10,000 square miles of ocean. Once in a teensy, little while, his
strip…

How often did this happen? Do the math. It happened about 25
times (or less) for every one MILLION pieces of dangling bacon. That means, he
snagged about one fish for every 40,000 pieces of bacon he dangled. That's a big
fat.00025% response.

Why was it possible to make money with a pathetic response like
this? Well, my friend wasn't doing the emailing. He had that outsourced. And the
people he outsourced it to had to pay about $8,000 per month in "infrastructure"
costs. That $8,000 allowed them to send 30 MILLION emails per day. Which works
out to like…

You don't have to have a very good sales message to make a buck
with those kinds of numbers, do you?

And yet, most internet "marketers" can't even make money with
that kind of math. And, those days are gone forever. Unless, you want to move to
Asia, China or some hideous place similar and live so far…

Internet "marketers" with stratospheric I.Q.s would burst their
brains trying to improve the profitability of this pathetic math. They invented
pop-up ads, exit pop-ups, affiliate marketing, websites you couldn't escape
without turning off your computer, "disguised" spam, and every other trick their
greedy hearts could think of.

They wasted all this brain power and energy on all this stuff...
which... it if worked... only made a hair's worth of difference in the results.
They spent practically no time on the one thing which could have made a 10,000%
PLUS difference. The one thing I'm talking about is...

Learning How To
Write A

"Killer" Sales
Pitch!

I don't give a damn what form of marketing you're in. I don't
care how many tricks you know. I don't care how cheap you can buy your media. I
don't care if the emails or newspaper ads or stamps and printing are FREE! Even
if all…

And, there's nobody in the world who can write an absolute
"killer" sales message like me.

And more importantly, there's no one on earth who can...
teach other people... how to write a sales message like I can teach them.

Take David Allard for example. David ("Memphis Slim") Allard
paid $27,000 to come down and spend a month with me. He came with a full stomach
and, a completely empty head. Teaching him to write copy was like trying to win
an arm wrestling contest against Godzilla. He fought me every step of the way.
"Why the hell do…

But you know what? I TAUGHT that red-neck, inbred, tobacca
chewin' (actually, I don't know if he really chews tobacco... but... it sounds
good, doesn't it?) Elvis-lovin', good ol' Memphis country boy how to do it...
and... right now I rank him right up there with the best-of-the best. (Hell, I'm
not sure…

David just recently finished his training with me and, faster
than a speeding bullet, he's already got about a dozen paying clients and many
more in the pipeline. And I'll tell you what, Buckwheat...

If I Can Teach
"Memphis Slim" To

Write
World-Class Copy... Then...

I Can Surely
Teach You!

I've got other people who've sent me non-refundable deposit
checks to spend a month at my side. I will honor those requests but, I will
accept no more. I can't. It takes too much out of me. But, what I can do (in a
seminar setting…

That doesn't mean you have to pay me. But, you're going to have
to pay in the "school-of-hard-knocks" (the most expensive school of all) or
you're going to have to pay some other teacher (I guarantee he'll be inferior to
me) or you're going to have to pay in YEARS of study…

Get Yourself
Off And

Running... RIGHT
NOW!

And, what a great skill it is to know! Personally, I think it's
the most valuable business skill there is to have. If you learn copywriting, you
can make a fortune for yourself selling your own products. Or, you can be a
"pure" copywriter, a "hired-gun" and work for clients from…

You can live where you choose, answer to no one, make as much
money as your ambition allows, choose your own hours, work naked or in a tuxedo.
You never have to commute. Work from home. Work outdoors by your pool. Work at
the beach. You could be faced with all these choices because...